AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So girls! Tell us all how you flirt!

Apparently I do it all the time without intending to.
so, uh, everything?

Totally late but thanks for the jeans advice, guys!

Most of the girls I've seen flirt simply by talking to the guy. Then again it's usually the guys that start it by going up to the girl and starting small talk. Eventually it'll follow with a "So, you wanna hang out sometime?" if all goes well. So I guess that works?

Just don't be sketchy and all is good

I usually say hi to girls by walking near them and mumbling to my feet then turning red and walking away.

One of my friends told me I flirt a lot, and she explained it was all my suggestive jokes

But she said they were just funny and friendly to people I know well or something

I've been told that flirting is when a girl is all "bubbly" and pop flyin' when they're talking with a guy. For example, if they're giggling, laughing, or blushing a lot? Maybe even just joking around? I think you can somewhat tell by the way they look at the person (although, I know my signs of if I like someone are if I look away a lot, so I don't get caught staring at them), or if they're touchy. Like, if they playfully punch your arm.

AngelicSongx wrote:I've been told that flirting is when a girl is all "bubbly" and pop flyin' when they're talking with a guy. For example, if they're giggling, laughing, or blushing a lot? Maybe even just joking around? I think you can somewhat tell by the way they look at the person (although, I know my signs of if I like someone are if I look away a lot, so I don't get caught staring at them), or if they're touchy. Like, if they playfully punch your arm.

shit. I totally gave this girl back in highschool the cold shoulder.

Spoony wrote:You know if it wouldn't be weird as all fuck I would probably wear skirts casually more often

maybe I could pick up some kind of robe or something

wear a kilt

When I flirt, I just yell INTERCOURSE at them.

If I'm feeling romantic, I'll mix it up and shout FOREPLAY first.

I have no desire to really flirt with anyone. Why am I so odd?! -angst-
Just kidding. But yeah, I don't flirt. I don't date. I don't do any of that stuff.

Bacon wrote:

Spoony wrote:You know if it wouldn't be weird as all fuck I would probably wear skirts casually more often

maybe I could pick up some kind of robe or something

wear a kilt

Madican wrote:Kilt.

Pick up the chant people.

I think everyone "flirts" with someone they find moderately attractive. Acting really upbeat, giggling, blushing, etc - what was said earlier.

When I flirt with someone I genuinely like, past the initial attraction, I don't know if my mannerisms differ when interacting with them but I will certainly go out of my way to spend time with them and do things for them.

I don't really flirt. I guess it's just not my style to go chasing after guys.

Other girls are always like "omg so like who do you like and stuff"
and I'm like "Uhhh nobody right now"
"But you GOTTA like somebody!"
"...Not really"

That's when you say a fictional character and completely deadpan it in the most serious way you can. Or one of your hands, which opens up the "He's always been there for me," line among other jewels.