AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Past self:
Learn time management. Fucking learn how to stay committed to a task. Stop fucking up your opportunities because your such a lazy idiot.

Try and make friends in college. Then you maybe won't transfer to some stupid art school and fuck everything up.

Oh, and at prom, tell the stoner faggot to stop hitting on your date instead of being spineless and letting her go with him

Joh,

You can do better than this, but it's going to take some effort. Try and actually give it your all for once, because the only reason things aren't exactly going your way is because you keep thinking you won't do all that well to begin with.

Keep your beard well trimmed, it'll look more distinguished. The way you're thinking of will just kinda make you look like a hobo.

Working as a designer really isn't cut out for you. You know what you're doing but the business simply doesn't agree with you. Try to find some work where you can use your shiny brain to help people out.

Best regards,
Future Joh

PS: 42

Dear Syobon,

here are the lottery numbers for the next 10 years

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Try and blow it all on hookers and booze, I want to know if that's actually possible.

Regards, Soon-to-be-rich-Syobon.

Crispy,

Stop giving so many shits/ don't date lan for gods sake just don't. Oh my god.

Also excrsise more you lazy fuck. also don't transfer schools, but still move out.

Love future Crispu <3

Dear past me,

Stay off the internet, you'll meet people you don't want to meet and you'll get fat and antisocial and emotinaly distraught and you'll hate your life.
What the fuck are you doing.

Sincerely, your future self.

this thread is depressing



we need fred astaire and bing cosby some christmas magic dog gone it


okay proceed with the depresses

Don't go to any baseball games at Rosenblatt Stadium, but if you do, do not use the restroom under any circumstances.

Dear past self,

Convince mom and dad to buy stocks in facebook.

Sincerely,
Just f***ing do it

Dear Battlemaster00,
Don't stop studying in college. It will fuck over the rest of your life. Tell that girl from the internet how you feel. Nothing is worse than forever alone.
Your future self,
Stranaton

P.S. grandma knows.

THIS THREAD IS SO SELF-DEPRICATING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Dear future me,

78...it will be vitally important later...remember this!

Dear past me
LEARN SOME GODDAMN DISCIPLINE
SERIOUSLY IF I DID THAT I WOULD BE MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN I ALREADY AM.
from, your future self