AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Crispy wrote:The walmart greeters aren't so bad
it's a job. if I had one I'd be certainly glad
I need to be hired
job hunting is making me tired
Not having a job is making me mad.

Being a walmart greeter is a very terrible thing!
Definitely a job not worth it during the spring.
You will feel lonely, miserable, tired and dead,
always fearing the managers will whack your head.
Customers always come in wanting to pick fights,
you'll be stuck there from early mornings to late nights...
Take it from me, one who became a corporate sheep,
I can't get back all those nights that I had no sleep!

Today I propose a challenge to you
For fun and fanciful doing
Speak in your rhymes for an hour or two
Or all day, the excitement is brewing

I've come just in time,
To answer with no less than a rhyme!

I'm fully loaded, lad,
And my aiming ain't bad
You better hide, you better crouch
I'm aboutta blow you from your couch


I'm Frank,
I don't do crank
And with my rap,
I make you feel like crap!

Ba dum tss

Frankie wrote:Ba dum tss

What was that piss?

It's not that hard to miss.

Clyve wrote:If you gots the poison, I gots the remedy

In my mind I hold the passion, panacea for the poison
My bruised and battered body washes up upon the shore sin
Flees from leaking wounds like rats from sinking ships
As I float off to forever with these words upon my lips



Oh crap, I'm supposed to rhyme in this thread?
Looks like I've been letting Youtube mess with my head
I mean really, this song fulfills the rhyme requirement
so well that the Flobots could afford retirement

Clyve, my friend, you shouldn't fill yourself with personal strife
because we won't care what you did, even if you played the fife.

I honest to true really missed this thread
Let's keep it going before I am dead
I want to type dicks
So now I'll say hicks
Please Great Handsome Oppressor don't become mad
Make like grabage and be Glad.

arigatou wrote:Now how can this be? This topic has no theme, as far as I can see.

Why are you just reviving old threads? Anything past page 1 should just stay dead.

Oh Nefarious you scandalous bear,
When this thread was hot I enjoyed it
But you come along with your hat and your hair
And so you attempt to destroy it?

And if you think you can't rhyme "it" and "it" then I have news for you
... Fuck you.

I would quite love that,
Person with that lovely hat
As I make haiku

Haiku is for quitters, unoriginals, and worse
Do like I did and post a sonnet as your first
Lest your forum life ends up with a coffin and a hearse
So your move, fellow rhymers, throw at me your worst.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at rhymes
Go eat a dick

Good sir, I believe that wasn't rhyme,
And eating a dick would not be a fun time,
Instead, let us all enjoy this moment together,
And dance and take pics, so that this moment lasts forever