AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hate all of you, right down to the last
If I had my way, you'd all be quite dead
I'd set you alight, then run away fast
No more stupid posts, this here your last thread
Alas no death ray, for now I'm downcast

Thanks for that Spoony, I appreciate it,
the fact that you're in charge and yet our friendship won't click,
but get past that point and get on to the next,
and read my super sweet rhymes, my unbelievable text, DAWG

(someone should take all this and record himself rapping it)

I got this

EDIT: wait nope forgot I was white and terrible at rapping

Cool rhymes, creaky, really creative
your presence in this topic makes me not want to live
please get some better rhymes, maybe then we can chat,
because surely you can do much better than that

Oh what, Dinosaur
You think you so hot?
Please, you're nothing but a bore, a wannabe hotshot
There's a reason your kind went extinct so long ago
Because nobody wanted to hear the shit that you blow

i'll give you some credit, that was pretty impressive,
but you have a few errors, i'll make a couple corrections,
First of all, I'm not a hotshot, I'm cold-blooded,
i thought that you would have known this, I guess your brain got gutted.

My birthday's tomorrow, so pull up a chair.

Buy me shit or I'll smash your head open like a pear.

not really

Dinosaur, that only had one part that kinda rhymed,
you suck, get out of here before you get fined

I'd love to, Flick, but my funds are low.
I spent it all on whores and blow.

Syobon, it rhymed fine, because i'm simply the best,
My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus Rex
I have tons of sweet rhymes, just pull them out of my sleeve,
because I'm the very best since Adam and Eve

I love porn

and corn

The rhymes in this thread
Show no thought's in your heads,
Poetry is magic, wondrous and smooth;
Rap is a coarse thing, like shoes upon hooves.
There is no art there,
No breath in the air,
Just insipid ditties
'Bout smackin' some pretties.
Please, I implore,
Make this thread suck no more.
We need poetry, soft as fleece,
Not stupid rap shit; peace.

They call me the Rhymin Raptor, flows that glow like white matter
Words that make your windows shatter, throw you in a trash compactor
I'm not an old prehistoric monster,
Why would you be such a horrible infractor, did creak tell you that?


hnnnng
creeeeeak


(ten points for the first person to pick up on what this is based on)

This is the greatest thread
Please keep posting and don't lose your heads!
It's easy for topics to wind up dead.
Keep the effort up and watch out for the feds.