Wildside, a forum text adventure

[Rinoko]

Tell her the piss really brings out the color in her eyes.

[LordSeth]

hope no on makes a pun like: smooth move exlax, or anything like that.

[NDividedByZero]

>COMMAND A: cease using urine as a means to propel your story

[Liraxus]

You comment on uh...crap...hmm, her NEW EARINGS!
She is suddenly pop flyin' and hugs you, then leaving to take a long shower.
The game is right their!!!!

You walk up to the massive machine, its...amazing.

The doors open up to no one inside, weird.

You slowly walk into the machine, the world changes to a colorful woods area with a large lake nearby.

Well this isn't so bad...

A booming voice orders you to locate a flag.

What the hell is this, Super Mario Bros?

Chapter 4:Where the wilder things are

[Rinoko]

Locate the nearest weapon.

[ShadowGuy]

Go to the flag store to buy a weapon, and a flag of course!

[LordSeth]

Dig a hole to China. The flag might be underground, you know.

[NDividedByZero]

Come to the spiritual realization that you are not the flag finder- metaphorically, you are the flag itself.

[Liraxus]

You look around to see...nothing of use

Wait...is that a P-block?

Booyah! These things hold all kinds of treasures!!

What now, brain?

[ShadowGuy]

Jump on it while ignoring your girlfriend during the whole thing.

[NDividedByZero]

Ignore the P-Block because there's always a trap. Always.

[Silly Name~]

Get your girl to jump on it. I'm sure she will understand.

[Liraxus]

You begin bouncing.

Boing! Boing! Boing!

The block cracks open and reaveals a DIAMOND.

What now?

[NDividedByZero]

Ignore the diamond because there's always a trap. Always.

[LordSeth]

The diamonds are now tickets!

wait, I think that's wrong.