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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:01 am
by Exeres
WHO DA FUCK STOLE MY LIGHTER?
Say that.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:05 am
by Liraxus
WHO DA FUCK STOLE MA LIGHTER!! LIGHTER...lighter...lighter...
...no response.
Any new ideas?
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:06 am
by LordSeth
Resort to eating your own feces
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:08 am
by Exeres
Get sepsis and die.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:20 am
by NDividedByZero
Get into the fetal position and see if anyone pities you.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:21 am
by Exeres
All of the above, in that order.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:19 am
by Liraxus
A ghast suddenly pops out of nowhere and lights the portal.
What now?
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:24 am
by Komodoensis
Question to yourself how that somehow worked, whilst hastily escaping into the portal.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:45 am
by Liraxus
Your Zach Montoya, the piss king, nuff said.
You escape the nether to discover the city in ruins, i guess leaving that ghast out was a bad idea. But...wait... where is everyone...?
Chapter 3:Thatssssss a niccccccce ccccccity you have their
You are peddling towards the arcade in the waste ridden town, you make it to the Ring Arcade to discover a massive line...shit.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:36 am
by LordSeth
Find high ground, pee on the people, as they flee run off to join the line.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:43 am
by Galaxy Man
fuck lines, you're the king of piss
piss on them until they leave
if they don't leave, just sort of
shove it up their nose
and continue pissing
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:09 am
by Liraxus
Your dry.
And you think you could go to an asylum for that.
Hey, your girlfriend is in the line!
Uh...whats HER name.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 am
by Exeres
Slutty McSlutterson née Slutbag.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:27 am
by Liraxus
I was expecting better, exeres.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:27 am
by Exeres
I don't know what could be better.
Is this one of those "opinion" things?