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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:26 am
by Rinoko
Blame the pee stains on your girlfriend.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:27 am
by HisanTakura
Knock your mom out with the lamp.
She must never know about the piss rug
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:30 am
by Liraxus
You hide in the corner and wait for your mom, she passes through...
*SMASH!!*
She's out cold... what now?
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:31 am
by Rinoko
Blame the pee stains and the knocked out mom on your girlfriend.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:35 am
by Liraxus
You didn't really plan this out well, did you.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:59 am
by [Citation Needed]
Suddenly realize that no matter how these things start
they always turn into something ridiculous involving bodily fluids and/or butts
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:48 am
by HisanTakura
Alright, wait for your girlfriend to come upstairs next.
When she's up, kill her. Then put the lamp in her hand, and the murder weapon in your mothers hand.
Flee into your nether gate.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:11 am
by Galaxy Man
ignore all previous statements
piss on your unconscious mother.
that'll teach that bitch about bedtimes.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:21 pm
by LordSeth
Go outside and do the dance of your people.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:39 pm
by Liraxus
You walk outside and do the dinosaur, everyone cheers. After your dance, you proceed into the nether.
Chapter 2:My bike is indestructable
You enter the tear jerking land to immediately see your bike...at the other side of a lava lake... any ideas, brainslug?
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:10 pm
by AngusMcLeod
Search the garage for materials to build a makeshift bridge
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:11 pm
by LordSeth
1. get the entire town's supply of yogurt.
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:41 pm
by Liraxus
You immediately leave the nether and gather the towns yogurt supply, as you walk towards the portal, a Ghast immediately escapes!
Engage in battle or flee.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:42 pm
by Exeres
Kick that Ghast in the fucking face.
Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:58 pm
by Liraxus
HEROIC KICK!
6 damage!
The Ghast flinched!
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