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Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:05 am
by Nancymaker
Sing the 'Forbidden Tunes' that only an elite few have heard. Overwhelm everyone with their unearthly beauty.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:12 am
by NDividedByZero
Cafall wrote:where is the animated update w/ full music album
oh well time to make bieber OCs and terrible fanart
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:47 pm
by ZenithOfChaos
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:49 pm
by FatOldRobot
Oh Harry, you so crazy.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:08 pm
by hotb
Regular updates will now resume: never
Captain bieber: sing a ballad to convert princess brothel's stone cold heart into a gooey pile of molten calcium based liquid
Who the fuck is princess brothel
You must mean B22, that's the only thing that would make sense in this situation.
You have Corporal Light Dimmer dim the lights and begin to sing the smoothest heart meltiest song you know. (Baby, by justin Bieber)
Something begins to happen to B22's heart, which happens to be made of calcium. What are the chances.
You did it! His heart violently melted in his chest!
B22 now has no heart. He is a heartless ex-missile with nothing to lose and no appreciation for the Bieber's love.
Your death is starting.
B22 kills the entire crew mercilessly.
The blood of your Biebers In Arms coats their terminals, the Captain's Podium, and B22.
With shaking hands you grip your rapier, the weird aura that makes you stand out against the darkness of space begins to shift and waver.
You will not survive this.
Woah shit no one is driving oh fuck
You crash into the planet.
Your ship gets stuck on two enemy buildings.
B22 is no where to be seen.
You try to leave but the fucking useless escape hatch now leads to nothing.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:52 pm
by Trygve
Use escape pods.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:32 pm
by Syobon
Search your ship for parachutes, if you find any: use them to safely jump to the ground. If you don't, make your way down via the buildings.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:10 pm
by NDividedByZero
SING WITH YOUR HEAVENLY VOICE TO ESCAPE because singing cures everything
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:16 pm
by hotb
I swear if you people say sing one more time
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:24 pm
by Nancymaker
Serenade someone. Anyone.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:41 pm
by Gryewolf
Use your mighty bieber call to summon fans from across the universe to save you.
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:51 pm
by Mr. Mander
Start driving the ship, stupid
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:47 am
by Odds
fall and perform a twisting group dive into the void and place your faith in the universe that you won't die
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:50 am
by AngusMcLeod
reach puberty
Re: Bieber Adventure 3.33: You Can (Never) Say Never
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:07 am
by Trygve
That's cheating, Angus.