AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Micheal Cera burns shit.

go through a crawl space to be a movie star for fifteen minutes
warning side effects may include your wife will become a lesbian
moral of the story puppeteers are creepy bastards

Sloth wrote:go through a crawl space to be a movie star for fifteen minutes
warning side effects may include your wife will become a lesbian
moral of the story puppeteers are creepy bastards

Audition?

Some guy becomes the head of a company after reading a book.

Firestorm wrote:

Sloth wrote:go through a crawl space to be a movie star for fifteen minutes
warning side effects may include your wife will become a lesbian
moral of the story puppeteers are creepy bastards

Audition?

Nope.

So this couple gets a box with a button, and they press a button, then they are rich and someone dies, then all sorts of crazy hi-jinks happen, and then the kid is deaf and blind so the guy shoots his wife and goes to jail.

This is the describe a horrible movie thread, right?

The movie is the box.

Worst ending ever.

I want to do what my avatar is doing to the writer of that movie.

An older sister is the worst babysitter when a baby gets captured by a fantastic man.

HisanTakura wrote:An older sister is the worst babysitter when a baby gets captured by a fantastic man.

Labyrinth!

An in-depth look of a white blood cell fighting a deadly virus.

Osmosis Jones.

Correct.

A teenage red-head sells her soul for a vagina and a man she doesn't know.

Ablu2 wrote:So this couple gets a box with a button, and they press a button, then they are rich and someone dies, then all sorts of crazy hi-jinks happen, and then the kid is deaf and blind so the guy shoots his wife and goes to jail.

This is the describe a horrible movie thread, right?

The movie is the box.

Worst ending ever.

I want to do what my avatar is doing to the writer of that movie.

movie was not as good as the short story it was based off of, the ending was crap in the movie, the ending of the story was better.

Firestorm wrote:Correct.

A teenage red-head sells her soul for a vagina and a man she doesn't know.

Teeth?

Firestorm wrote:A teenage red-head sells her soul for a vagina and a man she doesn't know.

The Little Mermaid

Sandwich Monster wrote:

Firestorm wrote:A teenage red-head sells her soul for a vagina and a man she doesn't know.

The Little Mermaid

Correct.