Sports aka grown men playing with balls

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I looooooooove them balls.

Anyways I'm a huge Patsfan.

The NFL lockout should end tomorrow whenever they vote, but I am not very hopeful for our season without enough time for a proper training camp.

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I enjoy golfing, especially just hitting some balls at a driving range on a nice day. I get really nostalgic in the clubhouses for some reason, but I'm not complaining.

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Oooh, I tried a thread like this a while back, but it bombed :(. Let's see if this one can survive.

I teach windsurfing, do breakdance and go snowboarding in the winter. I also like to play soccer/football with my friends from time to time, but I suck.

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I played tennis and golf in high school, I picked them up easily but I have no patience to train.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From shooting hoops, to the super bowl.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

The Game is startin, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
Just two normal guys hangin out, having fun,
Right Guy number two?
Yea Guy number one.
"E" to the "S" to the "P" to the "N",
Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man.
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
Single, Double, Triple, Home run.
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun.
I Like my friend he's a real guys guy,
He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From Wimbeldon, to the Astrodome.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Now when I say sports, you say nuts.
Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks.
Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks

I drink whisky because I like the taste,
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
We're real men, and we like sports,
If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain and I choose you, too.
We steal the ball, and we're off to the races,
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces.
Like:
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Throm me the baseball,
Now toss me the pigskin,
Now feed me the rock,
Now give me the rock.
I dont even know
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I play football for my high school
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Kira87...

I think I love you.

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I played golf in high school. And I bowled for about 5-6 years in a league.
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Kira87 wrote:We Like Sports
WHY IN THE FUCK DID I NOT THINK OF THIS SONG.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Exeres's name is now Steve
(see previous post for joke getting)

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Kira

I love that song

My sister and I usually hate each other

But whenever we hear that song, we sing it together and we're like best buds for a single moment
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Exeres wrote:I played tennis and golf in high school, I picked them up easily but I have no patience to train.
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I played football for a few years in high school.

It was not really my cup of tea.

I do enjoy tennis and raquetball, and Frisbee sometimes, but I'm not exactly a sports person.
please stop that right now

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sports

its me

i am the star

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