AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 1:23 am**

Guys, the world can't end tomorrow or this year for that matter...

My debit card expires in 2014

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 1:24 am**

If the world ends tomorrow then at least I won't have to take my meds, ahaha.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 1:30 am**

I might possibly be over at my friends house hanging out together and playing Portal 2.

One of the best ways to die.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 1:32 am**

My closest friends and I are having a BBQ tomorrow followed by games

Then afterwords we'll probably go out looting after all the suicide cults die off

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 1:46 am**

AngusMcLeod wrote:

I'll be sure to avoid your ZIP code tomorrow.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 3:45 am**

it's okay guys, relax

I just played the Oath to Order on my headset really loud, we're all good

you're welcome

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:01 am**

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I PRESENT TO YOU OUR SAVIOR:

PANTIES.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:08 am**

well its 12 am here. No rapture to be found.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:11 am**

It's at 6 pm est, silly
because apparently the rapture lives on the east coast and is a punctual gentleman.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:16 am**

*Insert picture of rapture with a top hat, a monocle, and a gold pocket watch*

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:24 am**

We should lie on the floor with paper bags over our heads

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 5:34 am**

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 6:01 am**

I read something that said that it's supposed to happen at 6:00 PM local time or something, going time zone by time zone. It makes sense.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 6:09 am**

The world ended for me yesterday. I failed.

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON SATURDAY!!!