THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON SATURDAY!!!

[hotb]

it's obviously a yorkshireman

trow t' clothes on t' street

[AngelicSongx]

This is silly. I'm reading the first page's link and what I noticed most was:

Some scholars, including Camping, adhere to the theory that the Biblical Flood took place on May 21 in the year 4,990 B.C.

That's just a theory,right?
Also

Another piece of evidence -- explained by Family Radio affiliate eBibleFellowship -- suggests that the world began in 11,013 B.C. ... During that year, apparently on May 21, the end of the "church age" came to pass. Then, a 23-year time of "tribulation" began, during which Satan claimed dominion over all the world's churches. (Camping also supports this notion. He claims that the number "23" ... also represents "destruction" in biblical symbology.) The end of this particular period of cosmological strife is said to fall on May 21, 2011.

Suggestions? That's not sure fire enough for me. I don't think anyone can really predict the end, if there is one.

[Vlax]

Well, tomorrow's just the rapture, the apocalypse isn't until later...maybe. but hey, if the world ends, then I don't have to worry about my homework! I personally hoped that the apocalypse would be zombies...god's divine grace is just a bit too bland for apocalypse.

[Madican]

Well, tomorrow's just the rapture, the apocalypse isn't until later...maybe. but hey, if the world ends, then I don't have to worry about my homework! I personally hoped that the apocalypse would be zombies...god's divine grace is just a bit too bland for apocalypse.

Read up on Revelation. Best book in the Bible. I'm surprised no one's tried to make it into a movie with how much epic is going on in it. It even has zombies, though less flesh-eating revenant and more every soul will seek out their physical form once more.

Believe me there's nothing "bland" about a Revelation-style Armageddon.

[Stranaton]

Meanwhile, astronauts get a free pass out of rapture on the ISS...

[Mr. Mander]

Until they die from overexposure to Space

[Madican]

Or their equipment breaks down. Sure they get the best seat in the house, but their grand prize is knowing they're doomed since no one is going to get a shuttle up to them in time to save their collective asses.

[Stranaton]

Until they die from overexposure to Space

they have a radiation bunker onboard, exercise equipment, food water and air indefinitely... if I was the anti Christ, I'd be up there to watch.

[Madican]

Until they die from overexposure to Space

they have a radiation bunker onboard, exercise equipment, food water and air indefinitely... if I was the anti Christ, I'd be up there to watch.

You seen what lack of gravity does to a human body after an extended period of time?

[Stranaton]

Until they die from overexposure to Space

they have a radiation bunker onboard, exercise equipment, food water and air indefinitely... if I was the anti Christ, I'd be up there to watch.

You seen what lack of gravity does to a human body after an extended period of time?

no. No one has.

[vealin99]

I personally hope that there's zombies
maybe I can crack a few heads before I die

[Stranaton]

I hope there are Nazi zombies. Remember to load up on buck shot, your shotguns birdshot is not gonna help you here.

[Alex]

Someone probably already made this joke but whatever

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[Taruta]

No, it's gonna be more along the lines of Zombieland with a bit of Left4Dead.

[Madican]

no. No one has.

You know exactly what I mean, you're just playing semantics.

The lack of gravity would utterly ruin those astronauts given enough time. It has been shown that without gravity the human body weakens tremendously, particularly the bones.