THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON SATURDAY!!!

[Nachalnik]

Quick everybody get in the same timezone so this'll be less confusing.

related

[BurntToShreds]

HAHA EAST COAST NERDS

I WILL LIVE AN HOUR LONGER THAN YOU

[Valbrandur]

I wonder if I'd go into limbo in hell if this is real

[Trygve]

Ragnarokk is upon us.

[Valbrandur]

Trygve, what are you doing here, you should be gearing up in Valhalla.

The Jotunns won't wait for you.

[Trygve]

Who says I haven't prepared yet?

I just need to saddle my polar bear and that's it.

[BurntToShreds]

Meh. On second thought, I think I'll sit out on the Rapture. I'd rather be there when Cthulhu awakens. Much more fun to be had then.

[Retro Headset]

Wtf I'm sicking of this world ending, I'm out of here.

*slams door*

[Syobon]

Bear Grylls once squeezed the moisture out of fresh elephant shit to keep from dehydrating.

If you want this to become a meme, base it on stuff he actually did, not the stuff he explicitly warns against.

Jesus. Sorry, this isn't directed at you personally, but I'm growing more and more annoyed at seeing that pop up everywhere.

Yessssss, someone else who actually has some respect for the man.

[Syobon]

Looks like /b/ wants in on the fun.

[Kalekemo]

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
lolwut

[Nachalnik]

Ha! Are they changing their story then?

[Taruta]

They just don't want to pay up.

[Crawfish]

October seems way more ominous anyway.

Who wants the world to end when the weather is this nice?

[Syobon]

Ha! Are they changing their story then?

From what I gathered, this was their original story, people just interpreted it wrong, idk. Frankly, I don't give a daisies.