AWKWARD ZOMBIE

scebboaliwiw wrote:a church

Once again. Grouping a whole bunch of people together in one crazy-basket is a no-no.
I'm sure my church will be laughing about it on Sunday as well. And I'm Catholic.

I thought that was supposed to happen in, like, 1992?

Sheeeet.


I'll be getting drunk that day while camping.
PRAISE JESUS.

Stores should set up traps for all the looters, then not call the cops, just laugh at them.

scebboaliwiw wrote:Stores should set up traps for all the looters, then not call the cops, just laugh at them.

HOME ALONE

APOCALYPSE EDITION

Sandwich Monster wrote: I'd finally have a use for all the camping and emergency stuff Dad bought for us.

World is ending, better drink my own piss.

I've been coating all my clothes in dust for just this occasion

I'm going to be post apocalyptically brown before it goes mainstream

You know, the story is apparently that the rapture occurs Saturday (where roughly 3% of the population disappears into heaven), and then the Earth will slowly be destroyed in the next few months.

So if we're looking for anything this Saturday, it'll be a bunch of people going missing.

I'm aware of both these things he's done far more disgusting as well, putting something like drinking piss to shame.

Mr. Mander wrote:I've been coating all my clothes in dust for just this occasion

I'm going to be post apocalyptically brown before it goes mainstream

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I was doing the same thing

Shit like this scares the hell out of me even though there's no chance of it actually happening

:I

Good grief. Wish people like this would stop giving Christians a bad name.
Even without taking into account any prior failures or calculations or anything, it's pretty obvious this supposedly Christian guy doesn't know very much about what he's talking about- namely, Christianity- because the Bible says that no man will know the day. That's a pretty well-known facet of Christianity, in fact- that the rapture could come at any moment.

The world was supposed to end quite a few times.

Guyperson wrote:

Kalekemo wrote:Remember when the world ended On January 1st, 2000?

Oh yeah, real tragedy that Y2K. I'm still living powerless in my bomb shelter. But in a way it was for the best, as with all our nukes gone, Satan had nothing to launch at us when 6/6/06 came around.

Don't forget 7/7/07, when Jesus' evil twin, Susej came back and turned everything into a SOAP OPERA.

((fun fact I actually saw a 7.7.07 JUDGEMENT DAY poster on my way to Branson back then.))

I'm going to wait all day for said apocalypse, I dun wanna miss it if this shit turns out correct.

This again?
Why are these people so eager for the world to end?
Are they tired of waiting for their Rapture?
Do they wish to indulge in heaven since they cannot indulge themselves no earth?
Christ, Go read a book or something.
Oh wait, that's how all this started.

...QUICK PLAY ME OFF JOHNNY!