Corrupt a Wish

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:44 pm

You roll a 1 on romance checks for the rest of your life.

I wish Superman was real.

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:45 pm

Granted, but he's a huge booty.

I wish I was psychokinetic.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:49 pm

D-vid wrote:You roll a 1 on romance checks for the rest of your life.

So no discernible difference? Awesome!

FatOldRobot wrote:I wish I was psychokinetic.

Granted, you don't know how to use your power and fling yourself through a wall.

I wish the dogs next door would stop fucking barking.

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:50 pm

Granted, they stop fucking old lady Barking and start fucking someone else.

I wish I had 3 eyes.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:51 pm

Granted, but the third one gets stabbed in a bar fight.

Then you lose the other two in a car accident.

I wish I had more money.

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:41 pm

Have a penny. It's not worth anything, just a normal penny.
Also stopping to pick it up gets you hit by a car.

I wish I never made this thread.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:44 pm

The funniest thing right now would be a mod locking this thread.

Noble Wrot · Post by **Noble Wrot** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:39 am

LordSeth wrote:I wish I never made this thread.

Granted. You never existed to make this thread.

Paradox.

I wish The World Ends With You will be presented with a sequel.

NDividedByZero · Post by **NDividedByZero** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:41 am

The sequel clocks in at just over three seconds of gameplay! Also, it has terrible character personalities and is riddled with plot holes.

I wish Collegehumor was funny again.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:25 am

Granted. They become so hilarious that they start charging for their services at exorbitant rates.

I wish Problem Sleuth started picking up speed for me soon.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:01 pm

POOF! it picks up so much speed it ends

I wish I had some itunes cards

lightgreypixel · Post by **lightgreypixel** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:11 pm

You do.
They're just accredited for a value of £0.00.
SUDDENLY YOU SPOT A £10,000 DOLLAR ITUNES CARD.
But it is one hour out of date.

I wish I could stay at home tomorrow, while remaining alive, unrestricted, and free from pain.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:13 pm

You're safe, but everyone you know and love dies of multiple completely unrelated freak accidents.

I wish this Mountain Dew was cold.

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:14 pm

It's frozen.

I wish I had a job.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:17 pm

You shovel shit for 25 hours a day for a penny an hour.

I wish my laptop was even more powerful.

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