Help Please! When I delete my cookies...

[Spoony]

don't mind that buldge in my pants either that's just my phone

[Doormaster]

Dickphone

[Spoony]

oh my god that is the best

[Doormaster]

Just stick that baby in your ear and set it on vibrate

[Chloemew]

...i'm just going to back away slowly

[Spoony]

no hey it's cool

I have pokemon cards back home

we can trade them and shit

[Doormaster]

Will I get in trouble if I tell anyone

[Spoony]

that would be very bad

these are like

secret cards

you don't want everybody knowing about where you got these awesome cards from do you

then they'll all want some to

[Doormaster]

Uncle Spoony, how come your van doesn't have any windows

[Valbrandur]

Spoony, if you want Chloe you need some megaman shit

or snakes

[Spoony]

It doesn't have windows because uh

because I have a skin condition

you know, from the sun

[Doormaster]

Ohhhh, that makes sense

But why do your other nephews cry whenever they see you?

[Spoony]

they're just remembering all the fun times we had

and they're sad that it had to end

[Doormaster]

My mom says that you're a pervert

What does that mean?

[Spoony]

hahahahah

that means I tell good jokes