AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I want to be a shapeshifter...

Imagine the possibilities! (or am I saying a bit too much about myself now?)

You could get bigger tiddies.

Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

Exeres wrote:Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

what rules would those be?

Things like "animals only" or some other nonsense.

Exeres wrote:Things like "animals only" or some other nonsense.

BAM I'M A MOTHER FUCKING BLACK HOLE. Hide yo stars, hide yo planets.

I was thinking something along those lines.

Fuck you, I want the power to have every power.

Hurr.

Mind control or time travel would be the most useful imo.

drownball wrote:

Exeres wrote:Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

what rules would those be?

You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets, contemporary jazz turns you back to normal, you can only turn into presents your
grandma knitted for you.


And you always need a cool sound effect when you transform

Another question is who your arch nemesis would be.

I would assume mine to be eunuchs.

Or the Infinite Improbability Drive if I was going by my secondary power.

My arch nemesis would be everyone, because I'm such an angsty sonic the hedgehog re-colour with an attitude and I also hate my family and I am also bi and I love twilight.

Everyone's parents are die by tomorrow

Dchao, I'm still not sure how seriously I should take you yet.

My arch-nemesis would be Slovakia.

Exeres wrote:Dchao, I'm still not sure how seriously I should take you yet.

My arch-nemesis would be Slovakia.

Very serious.