AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I love yoo-hoo!

Stranaton wrote:I love yoo-hoo!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM YOO-HOO-MAN!!!

But seriously. I would have the power to bring into existence anything I could possibly concieve.

My favorite superhero is the procrastinator.

I'll save the city! EVENTUALLY!!!

My favorite superhero is....



REPAIRMANMANMANMANMAN



Also, Trygve your superpower is the best forever

Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

Joker is the best, Doom.

The Big Cheese wrote:Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

then squirelgirl comes and fucks your shit up

General wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

then squirelgirl comes and fucks your shit up

Le Great Handsome Oppressor's superpower is to be French.

The Big Cheese wrote:WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

She looks like a fucking beaver clown in her silver age days.

UH-OH DARK SHE'S ONTO YOU

Obviously someone never read Books of Doom.

OH NO!

Multiple Man.

Imagine: I can split myself into multiple copies. When I re-merge with those copies, I learn whatever they learned, remember whatever they remember, and acquire whatever skills they developed.

One clone's going to law school, one clone's taking art classes, one clone's becoming a doctor, one clone's taking acting classes, etc. And I'm sending clones all over the world to learn every martial art ever. Give me a couple of years, I'll be a the most experienced muddafugga alive.

And how will I afford all this? Natch, I'll be working like ten jobs at the same time. Clooones.

(With certain drawbacks)