Confessions

[Blitz Walrus]

Also I'm pretty much afraid of walking around at night, especially in long empty hallways. I always feel like if I turn around there's going to be an axe murderer chasing me.

I always check the back seat of my car for Axe murderers.

Moth of some sort I think.

Probably

[TerraChimaera]

I occasionally check behind the shower curtain
Not that that'd do anything

I mean, like, what if there actually a murderer there
would he be like "ooh gosh jeez, you caught me, sorry bout that guess id better leave have a nice day"

[Kamak]

He will if he's Canadian.

[Rinoko]

My school is the worst because it's like a mile trek from the library back to my dorm. And if I need to study late, there's always, ALWAYS, exactly ONE person out as late as I am, walking behind me, fifty feet away, with their hood up. And they don't make any turns until I reach the crosswalk to get to my dorm.

[Dire]

Carry a dildo. Not technically a weapon but if you whip one out on someone they wont know what the flip to think.

[SaintCrazy]

Carry a boombox.

They'll be too intimidated by your phat beats to mess with you.

[Rinoko]

Carry a boombox.

They'll be too intimidated by your phat beats to mess with you.

Frankly I'm more likely to lay down plain old fat beats.

[Madican]

Carry a dildo. Not technically a weapon but if you whip one out on someone they wont know what the flip to think.

The Thor dildo probably qualifies as a real weapon.

[DoNotDelete]

Anything from bad dragon probably qualifies for weapon status.

[The Willow Witch]

When I was a baby my parents made and arranged marriage with me and their friends oldest son.

I don't think either party kept their end of the bargain (which is only good for us kids).

Tho he turned out to be quite attractive.

[luroberto]

Marry him for his looks and his cheddar.
Then divorce him and take all his cheddar.
And his skin.
Wear it. Be the most handsome man.

[The Willow Witch]

But, I thought I was already?

[Lotharu]

After working for nearly a week straight, I am finding it rather hard to get out of "Manager Mode" and just hang out. I'm being really bossy for no reason and want to clean everything.

[Rinoko]

I tend to get kind of snarky and evasive when people ask me questions that I don't want to answer or do things that I don't want to do.

Evidence for both cases.

[Valbrandur]

Going to try and stop being sarcastic and mocking now.

I've grown so tired of all the negative stuff that I'm gonna try to turn to the positive things, including my humour and treatment of friends.

Really hope I can stick with this.