Confessions

YCobb · Post by **YCobb** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:08 am

I was just thinking cowboy boots and an exaggerated southern accent

I think if I take your advice, princess brothel's prediction will come true very quickly

Kamak · Post by **Kamak** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:45 am

But that's not being American, that's being Texan.

We're our own culture.

YCobb · Post by **YCobb** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:51 am

You don't understand

England is the only place I can be myself

Everyone in America just assumes it's an ironic shtick

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:12 am

i dunno man that sounds pretty ironic shtick to me

YCobb · Post by **YCobb** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:18 am

It's hard being a Texan on the East coast

It's hard and no one understands

Kamak · Post by **Kamak** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:29 am

I understand.

But you must remember.

Texas is what's in your heart.

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:35 am

If I ever went overseas, I'm 80% sure I'd feel bad for just being American.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:49 am

while on the west coast and during weird electrical storms i can see the face of davy crockett and he tell me

remember...

the alamo

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:37 am

Need Runes4 wrote:If I ever went overseas, I'm 80% sure I'd feel bad for just being American.

I would just let my inner obnoxious irishman out, and use it to make my inner obnoxious american look better by comparison.

TheStranger · Post by **TheStranger** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:07 am

Need Runes4 wrote:If I ever went overseas, I'm 80% sure I'd feel bad for just being American.

As long as you arent German, Ive had enough vacation Germans swarm my hometown every fucking summer to last a lifetime.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:13 am

As long as they don't walk around topless with their big beer bellies...
oh god they do, don't they. I'm so, so sorry.

TheStranger · Post by **TheStranger** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:20 am

And why HERE?! Why is it always HERE?! This place isnt exactly bustling, the nightlife sucks, the only arguable attraction are the historical sites, and I cant imagine that being enough, but sure enough, the minute it gets sunny and warm, Germans EVERYWHERE.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:23 am

Well, you know. Jäg älskar Sverige.

Mete · Post by **Mete** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:19 pm

I actually had to use Swedish today when talking to an old guy at work. It took all my willpower to figure out the words meaning "the showers open up at 4 pm".
I've forgotten so much in less than two years. So I guess it's a confession that I've let my language skills get rusty.

TheStranger · Post by **TheStranger** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:32 pm

Its understandable. I can read Norwegian and Danish, but Finnish is completely incomprehensible, its like its all vowels.

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I've only spent a month total in Texas but it counts

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