AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I live in Arkansas

I don't wear/ never wore boots of any kind.

where is my snowflake medal

It's right here in Texas.

C'mon.

Try to take it without any boots.

Pardner.

Kamak wrote:Shit man, I get lucky on deals, but never that lucky.

I should actually poke around craigslist a bit, though the place occasionally skeeves me out.

I think they belonged to someone who was recently deceased? When I went to pick them up, there were only two women in the house, and it was covered in cowboy/wild west memorabilia. I reckon they were just clearing out a husband's belongings.

'Course, maybe he skipped town or just moved away.

YCobb wrote:

Kamak wrote:Shit man, I get lucky on deals, but never that lucky.

I should actually poke around craigslist a bit, though the place occasionally skeeves me out.

I think they belonged to someone who was recently deceased? When I went to pick them up, there were only two women in the house, and it was covered in cowboy/wild west memorabilia. I reckon they were just clearing out a husband's belongings.

'Course, maybe he skipped town or just moved away.

Shit, now you're cursed.

If they were a dead man's boots, his soul is probably still with them.

Soon he'll push you out of the way and assume your life. If he hasn't already.

Or maybe I've watched too much of the Twilight Zone.

Also, I think we've taken over the Confession's thread with clothes and shoes discussion. Do we have a thread for this? I think Sponny had a "handsome dressing for handsome men" thread, but I'm not sure if we have a clothing general thread.

It's okay, taking a dead man's boots was a pretty good thing to confess. I'm keeping us on-topic.

I worked in a charity shop and we'd often get large donations that were clearly some dead guy's clothes

A huge amount of charity shop clothes come from dead people.

So, who cares, as long as theyre washed first. Its not like the dead gy needs it anymore

wash in cold water or you'll catch the dead disease

Youd be surprised how little difference there really is between a dead guy and a living person

my erection

bye lungs i don't need you anymore. now I can laugh without choking.

Always when I think about Jack Nicholson or it comes up, I really can only say Crab Nicholson anymore. Thank you internet

Can I just say on that note that I was disturbed by Crab Nicholson? The idea of a super-aggressive crab locking you in his cramped apartment is scary enough, but throwing around the equally disturbing supporting characters and events in conjunction with Jack Nicholson's face was far too effective in creating the sense of a bad trip in my eyes

TheStranger wrote:

shazza wrote:SOMEONE obviously doesn't live in the south.

Im pretty sure where I live is like the opposite of the South

ahhaha i didn't even look at your location