AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Maybe it's a tulpa














dear god

Just like Athena, Great Handsome Oppressor jumped out of Tatzel's head.

She's a multiple system out of herself, Great Handsome Oppressor, Dr. Oetker and planet Neptune.

i cry or become close to tears every time i leave the house

Sometimes I worry that because most of my problems are relatively minor, its building up to a major disaster in the future, like cancer or some shit, because from what Ive understood, life is supposed to be an agonizing grind, and mine isnt as miserable as it could be

I dance around and make silly faces in the mirrors while cleaning the bathrooms at work.

I latch onto the stupidest of thoughts sometimes.

Like a few minutes ago I was internally wondering why spigot and bigot have vastly differing definitions when their etymology seems similar.

I occasionally get the urge to cuddle somebody

I'm going to assassinate Norrin with a rustled off gray tabby cat and a wheel of goat cheese. Why? Because Katie would rather go freeze to death in Anchorage than visit the fucking Rivermarket Marriott in Little Rock, Arkansas like I politely asked her too WHY KATIE DO YOU WANT NORRIN TO DIIIIIEEEEEE

On a more serious note, Thinking about my childhood makes me sad. What I thought. Were my worst years could've been my best. I made more enemies than friends, and did things that leave guilt on my conscience that I'de rather not tell anyone...

When I'm alone, I start improvising songs about whatever menial task I happen to be doing if there's no other background noise. Sometimes I'll do it around my sister as well.

I did that once while doing dishes. I still remember my song about the little green scrubbing thing.



There's a homophobic, extremely religious girl who seems to have a crush on me. All I know about her is that she gets very into the "deep symbolism" of all her weird young adult novels.

The asshole in me wants to hit on her male friend.

Of course, another perfectly valid confession is that I'm the sort of person who suspects everyone of having a crush on me.

YCobb wrote: Of course, another perfectly valid confession is that I'm the sort of person who suspects everyone of having a crush on me.

I do that too, but only because I was right about my suspicions once.

Almost every other time, I've been mistaken.

SaintCrazy wrote:

YCobb wrote: Of course, another perfectly valid confession is that I'm the sort of person who suspects everyone of having a crush on me.

I do that too, but only because I was right about my suspicions once.

Almost every other time, I've been mistaken.

I cant read people at all, so I just assume everyone hates me

I don't hate you

i feel like i should kill myself sometimes because there's no point to anything and i'm not going to get better or do anything with my life anyway