The Current Events Thread

[D-vid]

Well, the decency they remembered after their legs got broken.

[Stranaton]

Well, the decency they remembered after their legs got broken.

well they only got their dignity back when they realized their wallet was gone, too.

[Madican]

I honestly wouldn't mind Trump's legs being broken as retribution for what he's done. Just for the Scottish couple alone would be reason enough to inflict bodily harm.

[Stranaton]

I honestly wouldn't mind Trump's legs being broken as retribution for what he's done. Just for the Scottish couple alone would be reason enough to inflict bodily harm.

yes but then trump would come back with super robot kicking cyborg legs

[Valbrandur]

Christ, what the fuck is this

[Stranaton]

what
WHAT

[FatOldRobot]

What the what

[Kamak]

Could... could he even have enough for 23 people?

Or did he just save it u- I don't even want to think about this.

[Scoot]

They also report the crimes took place between 2008 and 2010.

2 years.

[Kalekemo]

Imagine in the off chance that he had something like AIDS...

I mean, holy shit this guy deserves more than just prison

[AngelicSongx]

Eww, I remember my friends at school saying something about this.. Why is this real..

[Komodoensis]

You know, this does not surprise me. You want to know why?

THIS EXACT THING HAPPENED LAST MONTH A TOWN OVER.

Story time from Komo:

Okay, so the town over, they had some sports team, think it was basketball, where they had a hazing routine. You know what it was? "Re-stuffing" Oreo cookies. Kids who wanted to get on the varsity team had to go to one of the summer camps they go to train at, and they were forced to either eat their own man-cream, or it was the captain's. Anyways, one of the kids who really wanted to join refused to go to the camp, and his mother was confused why. He told her what they did, and so now everyone knows. The captain of the team was expelled, and now his life is pretty fucked, since he was a senior with a big scholarship, and now that's all gone.

Remember kids, eating semen is wrong. Especially when you're forced to by others to get onto sports teams.

[Kalekemo]

There's a bit of a difference between a hazing ritual and a teacher forcing kids to ingest his seed

[Madican]

Er, no there really isn't? It's still going to get them a sex offender listing.

[Kalekemo]

Well I mean in terms of a figure of authority doing it instead of a bunch of jocks doing it. Both are equal in the deed and horrible, but something seems worse when it's a teacher doing it