Zink's Safari Tour Into Webcomic Hell

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can we have another webcomic review now?
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Oh god, Gamer Chicks. I remember stumbling on that years ago. It wasn't even her only webcomic, apparently? Though for the life of me I can't remember the name of the her other one. :C

Her other webcomic took Suiren (is that how you spell it? fuck it) and put her into a typical high school story. The other girls made fun of her for being fat - which apparently she's supposed to be in gamer chicks as well, can you tell? - and for having uh... red hair?

daisies RED HEADS. DON'T THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED IN WEBCOMIC HIGH SCHOOL?! :shakefist:

She met some white-haired guy and from there you can guess what happened.

Evidently she DOES like Symphony of the Night. She likes it enough to write stories of her self-insert self getting fawned over by Alucard. Because that is exactly who the white-haired guy looked like. She didn't even try to make him look different.

So it's kind of sad Gamer Chicks was her better webcomic.
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Miss Starseed wrote:So it's kind of sad Gamer Chicks was her better webcomic.
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ahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahgla
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Miss Starseed wrote:ahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahglahgla

No no no.

It's more like; ahglahghaglhaglhaglagaglhlgahgahglahghaglhaglhaglagaglhlgahg
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i opened that mp3 with notepad


and i read it

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I've always loved that noise since the first time I encountered a murloc.
Deiphobus wrote:i opened that mp3 with notepad


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VI do so love to see bad webcomics get taken apart. I was quite the fan of John Solomon's blog "Your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad". Tell me, Zink; do you plan on reviewing Dominic Deegan: Oracle for hire? Because that would be most exquisite.
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People actually like that comic (apparently) so I think that means it's off limits to Zink, regardless of its negative qualities.

I'd suggest that one comic by "Anne Onymous" about the wotch but I can't remember the title, and (apparently) that comic has quite the following as well. Is it just called The Wotch, because I seriously can't think of any other title? :psyduck:
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Dominic Deegan started terrible, but I watched it grow. It still has problems, but there are so many webcomics that don't even come close.

Better Days might be fun. Good art, HORRIFYING story. Lead character who is never ever ever wrong. Even his incestuous relationship with his sister is viewed positively. TEAR IT UP ZINK.
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Question is, do you want bad art, bad content, or both?

I originally joined this forum to talk about bad webcomics. It's always good to expand one's library, but if you're looking for the absolute bottom of the pile, I might have some suggestions.
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You have my blessing Zink, and my pity.
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BurntToShreds wrote:Tell me, Zink; do you plan on reviewing Dominic Deegan: Oracle for hire? Because that would be most exquisite.
Dominic Deegan is really decent.
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Is it sad that I think I knew someone like that girl from Gamer Chicks in real life?

Totally explains why I hate things like that.
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