Zink's Safari Tour Into Webcomic Hell

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Anyone remember that awful sucidie company comic? With these two sociopaths who thought they were providing a service by creating sucides for people? And then they don't let them back out of them either.


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Sounds like Congress.
please stop that right now

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Boston is not a name

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It is the name of a city.

ZINK WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED CHEAP SHOTS AT HORRIBLE COMICS.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Ganelon wrote: You want a webcomic about a guy who turns into a magical girl viking? I have it.
Zink, with your permission, I'd like to do this one myself. Bad transgender comics are a pet peeve of mine.

I think The Big Cheese had an old thread for this sort of thing somewhere, but I can't find it.

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Ganelon wrote:You want a webcomic about a guy who turns into a magical girl viking? I have it.
The art is lazy, but it's not that bad. I'm not bothering with the story, though. You can slog through that if you want.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Crush Bandicoot wrote:Anyone remember that awful sucidie company comic? With these two sociopaths who thought they were providing a service by creating sucides for people? And then they don't let them back out of them either.


Man I was like

The fuck
That would be Suicide for Hire. And yeah, they have an emergency pistol in case people come to their office and threaten to report them to the police, and they kill people who start having second thoughts halfway through.
iconsting wrote:
Ganelon wrote: You want a webcomic about a guy who turns into a magical girl viking? I have it.
Zink, with your permission, I'd like to do this one myself. Bad transgender comics are a pet peeve of mine.

I think The Big Cheese had an old thread for this sort of thing somewhere, but I can't find it.
Just for you, have another. In fact, take two. If you thought the art in Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki was bad, this will probably give you a seizure.

Edit: Seems that I was mistaken about the Boston and Shaun archive I linked here. The last comic is dated in 2002, but the main website has one dated 2007. I'd love to do a little more research, but the main website is having horrible connection problems right now.
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God you people are competing with Sonichu.

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Here is a webcomic that is not good
http://www.stationv3.com/d/20030506.html

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Second strip? BLATANT RACISM.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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iconsting wrote:Bad transgender comics are a pet peeve of mine.
Here's that comic that has been mentioned a lot but never actually posted yet.

The main character doesn't really have any genderbender/transgender things going on, but she sure as hell gets a kick out of fucking with her two male best friends by turning them into busty chicks.

I haven't read the comic in forever but I've heard there's an arch that's pretty fucked up, where one of the males-turned-female is forced to go on a date with some guy and actually begins to question his gender and sexuality because of it. All because his friend turned him into a chick for laughs/punishment.

Also when I kept up-to-date with this comic years ago, it always filled up that little "donation bar" beside the comic. That's pretty impressive when your art looks like... uhhhh...

(The latest strips are by a guest artist, if you look at them. They are NOT the regular artist's "style".)
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Alright, the site's back up. The Boston and Shaun archive that I linked was actually older than anything on the main website, and significantly smaller. The main site has more recent pages, so in case any of you were wondering if that stain upon the face of the internet has ever improved, or if you simply cannot abide with the sample I've provided and need more, here it is.
Zang wrote:God you people are competing with Sonichu.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, my friend. I have the webcomic equivalent of a hydrogen bomb at my disposal. Sonichu wouldn't stand a chance, were it not for the fact that I cannot justify perpetuating it through exposure to another person. The fewer people that know the name and nature of it, the better.

In fact, I'd go so far to say that while Immelmann, the author of Concession, is a much better human being than Chris-Chan, his comic is at least on par with Sonichu in terms of terribleness.
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Ganelon wrote:Alright, the site's back up. The Boston and Shaun archive that I linked was actually older than anything on the main website, and significantly smaller. The main site has more recent pages, so in case any of you were wondering if that stain upon the face of the internet has ever improved, or if you simply cannot abide with the sample I've provided and need more, here it is.
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