MERRY CHIRSTMAS FROM GAMER CHICKS I GUESS
I have no idea what is going on in this comic either. That's another shot.
Let's see... she's... said in 2005, but in 2006... she's... evil or something?
Okay this is reaching the point where it's getting a bit too painful for my mind to comprehend. Or maybe that's just the insane amounts of alcohol I've ingested since we started this drinking game.
Anyway, although I've shown you every comic so far, I'm going to start skipping around a bit, because at this point there'll be a lot more filler comics and comics that are just to bland to write about. You okay with that? No? SCREW YOU I'MA GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.
Wha- what's this...
Is... is this comic... about video games?
A comic called "Gamer Chicks" finally has a comic about videogames!?
FFFFFFFFFFFINAAAAAAAAALLLLY
...Too bad it's still completely incomprehensible with no punchline to speak of.
Here we have a cautionary tale, warning against the influential and life-consuming interactive media known only as "that game". As we can see, "that game" has completely devoured Suiren's life. She no longer knows who she is, or can see the difference between fantasy and reality. Other Girl, looking at her friend who is now but a hollow shell of her further self, sighs sadly. Tears rolling down her face, she turns to her other friend, Other Other Girl, and slowly says "I knew you shouldn't have gotten her that game". Other Other Girl hides her shame with laughter, even though, deep down, she knows that she is responsible for Suiren's fate. She should have known about the dangers of "that game", and known better than to introduce her friend to it, but it was too late. Suiren was later shot by gangsters, who she owed cheddar to after borrowing to afford her fix of "that game". Other Other Girl committed suicide out of guilt. Other girl, however, lived on, founding the Suiren organization, dedicated to helping those who have fallen prey to the dangers of "that game" and helping- yeah okay I think I've milked this joke enough.
MOVING ON.
Seriously though, wouldn't it be weird if there were a few Gamer Chicks comics that actually had to do with drug abuse? That would probably be horrifyingly stupid! Good thing that will never-
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...Okay honestly I feel as though I brought this upon myself.
WAY TO JINX IT, ME
At least this isn't a cautionary tale. This is just Suiren doing drugs and then hallucinating. Which is apparently supposed to be amusing.
Once again, the comic has absolutely nothing to do with video games. At all.
Why is this comic called "Gamer Chicks" again? At the very least the annoying fairy could have been replaced with Na'vi or something.
Believe it or not, that short "yeah" statement in the first panel is supposed to be read AFTER Other Girl's response.
I've seen bad word placement before, but this just goes beyond bad word placement! This is... ADVANCED BAD WORD PLACEMENT.
Yes I just referenced Spongebob. I am too drunk from this drinking game (THAT WE ARE STILL PLAYING, BY THE WAY) to care about how pathetic that is.
...I can't tell if this is amusing or just disturbing.
Mostly the later, I think.
...Okay, entirely the later.
OH BOY GUYS
THERE IS A NEW CHARACTER
HER GIMMICK IS THAT SHE ONLY SAYS "LA" OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
HAVING A CHARACTER SAY ONLY ONE WORD OVER AND OVER TOTALLY HASN'T BEEN DONE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE OR ANYTHING.
Okay, I have to give this one credit for at least having an understandable punchline. That's not to say the joke isn't terrible, though. I mean, it would make sense if the thing she bought was notoriously expensive, but it's not. It's just DMC3, which I am pretty sure is (well, was) an average priced game.
...Also, I have no idea what "Gag-in-a-bag" is, but it sounds like what someone would call one of those puke-bags they give out on airplanes after it has been used.
Did you like the joke last comic? No? Apparently the author doesn't have the same opinion, because here it is again!
EVEN LESS FUNNY THE SECOND TIME!
I have no idea what this one is even about. Like, at all.
And to be completely honest, I don't think I want to know.
Haven't we seen this exact same joke before in this comic?
I feel like the comic has ran out of budget and has resorted to running re-runs or something.
Notice how almost every single male in this comic is attracted to Suiren despite the fact she is entirely comprised of flaws.
If that's not a Mary Sue, I don't know what is.
That's right, it's the same joke again, for the third comic in a row. This is what "Gamer Chicks" considers a story-arc, people. A story-arc to them is when a joke is used several times in succession, getting at least three times less funny with each use.
And here's the resolution. Some big guy shows up and thinks "you'll be leaving now, right?" really hard at the guy, and apparently his thoughts cause the guy to freak out.
And Lala girl is hugging the big guy for some reason.
...I feel like there has to be some explanation for this somewhere. Let's check the depths of the main site.
Aha! On the character page, it lists this guy (who's name is apparently "Jarrod". I cannot tell if that's just a weird name or if the author is simply incapable of spelling "Jared") as Lala Girl's husband.
Apparently he's important enough that he gets his own spot on the character page.
In fact, he's so important, that he never ever shows up again. Ever.
That's right, that one panel was this guy's only appearance. I have no idea how we were supposed to tell that he was Lala Girl's husband. I guess we were just supposed to... guess?
Also, take careful note that he is a "Ware House Employee". That is very important. I guess.
Woah wait what's this
All of a sudden we are getting an account of real-life events. It appears to be a trip of some sort.
I do not have a good feeling about this.
Uh okay
Apparently they went to a place with 5000 people and then oogled Sephiroth. Now, let's see... what kind of place would that happen at? Some kind of... convention, maybe? That must be it! IF ONLY THEY WOULD JUST TELL US THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FRIGGIN' ARC!
She then got a migraine, had a panic-attack, and danced with a penguin.
I have a word for days when that stuff happens to me.
I call it Monday.
Apparently she then attempted to get people to read her comic.
Possibly as revenge for the aforementioned migraine and panic-attack.
And look at that! They finally tell us the name of the convention! It was "Animazement 07" apparently.
YOU KNOW, MOST PEOPLE WOULD LIST THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE daisies ARC.
The joke here is that the woman is looking for envelopes but the envelopes are actually right there.
And Suiren can't find some pens.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
If someone can figure out what the joke in this one is supposed to be, I'd like you to tell me, because I can't even begin to figure it out. I know, I know, that's the case with most of these comics, but I feel like this one is so close, you know? The punchline is SOMEWHERE, hidden deep within the dark depths of this comic, just waiting to be found.
The prize will be knowing that you wasted some of your life trying to figure out a Gamer Chicks comic.
I'm not sure what the joke here is supposed to be.
Cloud tries to summon ninjas but instead he gets terrible characters? Is that it?
That's not a joke, that's a setup! THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS A PUNCHLINE!
grrruuughhh... anohter comic I cna't figure out.
I'm gettign raelly drnuk at tihs ponit.
I thikn is't tiem to stop the drnikign game.
I think this might be a Resident Evil comic? Maybe?
If it is, I still can't tell what's supposed to be funny about it. The punchline here seems to be "oh no, zombies", but that's pretty much how Resident Evil works. It'd be funnier if there wasn't any zombies. I mean, it still wouldn't be good, but it would at least be an attempt, and that's more than I can say for this comic.
Apparently there hasn't been an update because things have been crazy.
Crazy being Darth Vader.
Apparently.
...
Yes Darth Vader you have to choke a bitch come on put her out of her misery DO IT DO IT DO IT
And, that is all for now. There will be one more update on Gamer Chicks, and then we shall continue on our tour and take a look at some other bad comics!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, FELLOW HELPLESS VICTIMS!
