AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Yeah dude give him your truck

>combine noble steed with truck
get motorcycle

Crawfish wrote:>Yeah dude give him your truck

>Put a trap into the truck to kill the man then steal his stuff

>sell him your truck



You give the man your TRUCK CARD.

he gives you $40,000

what a dumbass.

He tips his hat at this business deal.



Lyfe glitches



A replacement has been found.



You are terrified.

All actions have consequences.

You can not avoid them.



The hair on your arms and neck stand on end.

You face your foe with your friend by your side.



>conflict

>Glitch life then attack then shenanigans


IN THAT ORDER

>Get this dude some chicken selects from McD's.

This just got epic

>run(mmm....nope)
>punch(better,but still no)
>go super saiyin( )

> Jeffery, ABSCOND

> Devin, AGGRIEVE

del *.*

MOMMY HELP US
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM
TAKE US AWAY

Talk to him.

>Get this dude some chicken selects from McD's.

betrippin wrote:>Glitch life then attack then shenanigans

> Jeffery, ABSCOND

> Devin, AGGRIEVE

FUCK IT. DO 'EM ALL AT THE SAME TIME

>go super saiyin

YES. FUCK YES.



"what the hell are you?"

"I am. The escort. I am. the corrector. they were. incorrect.

they are. with me. now. they are. my children.

they will stay. my children."

Fistfight him, glitch a drill made from your own blood, use it to pierce the monster's chest and then ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

WHILE OPERA-RAP PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

Glitch parts of the ceiling into falling on him.

inform him of his punctuation errors and watch as he "corrects" himself

kamehameha his bitch booty, then ponder at why after using such destructive power the place is unaffected by the fight.

don't forget to do a victory dance after winning.