AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

But how many Citation Cones are out there in the world?

D-vid wrote:Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

*raises hand*

Alexandy13 wrote:But how many Citation Cones are out there in the world?

AND THEN EVERYONE WAS CONE

Now, how many Citation clones are there in the world?

And can you drive and shoot at the same time? I doubt it.

Alexandy13 wrote:Now, how many Citation clones are there in the world?

And can you drive and shoot at the same time? I doubt it.

Seventeen.

Upon submitting to the cloning process, I decided to keep my intelligence to myself, and therefore focus on driving and not shooting, to avoid crashing and defeating the purpose of driving while shooting, which was, presumably, safety.

[Citation Needed] wrote:AND THEN EVERYONE WAS CONE

[Citation Needed] wrote:

D-vid wrote:Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

*raises hand*

daisies YOU AND YOUR DOMINANT GENES.

Why am I listening to creepy number stations when my speakers are either side of my head ;-;

And why on earth am I craving a ham and cheese sandwich

I don't even like ham and cheese sandwiches

Chloemew wrote:Why am I listening to creepy number stations when my speakers are either side of my head ;-;

And why on earth am I craving a ham and cheese sandwich

To make you jump easier when I bang on your door.

You must be hungry.

do you know how to fix a broken keyboard?(I have to hold the actual button down for like 5 seconds for it to register)

Does a rolling stone gather moss?

ya know what, forget it. My computer was being a gigantic douche by enabling a thing that makes sure I didn't press the same key twice

Kiyske wrote:Does a rolling stone gather moss?

No.

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object and they're both on the toilet?

Gerp wrote:What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object and they're both on the toilet?

Then you realize how silly it would be to have such a force and an object on the same toilet, as they would inevitably get into arguments, and then they explode.