Ask That Guy Who Posts a Lot

[D-vid]

Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

[Alexandy13]

But how many Citation Cones are out there in the world?

[[Citation Needed]]

Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

*raises hand*

But how many Citation Cones are out there in the world?

AND THEN EVERYONE WAS CONE

[Alexandy13]

Now, how many Citation clones are there in the world?

And can you drive and shoot at the same time? I doubt it.

[[Citation Needed]]

Now, how many Citation clones are there in the world?

And can you drive and shoot at the same time? I doubt it.

Seventeen.

Upon submitting to the cloning process, I decided to keep my intelligence to myself, and therefore focus on driving and not shooting, to avoid crashing and defeating the purpose of driving while shooting, which was, presumably, safety.

[Kiyske]

AND THEN EVERYONE WAS CONE

[Exeres]

Who of the two of you has the dominant genes?

*raises hand*

daisies YOU AND YOUR DOMINANT GENES.

[Chloemew]

Why am I listening to creepy number stations when my speakers are either side of my head ;-;

And why on earth am I craving a ham and cheese sandwich

I don't even like ham and cheese sandwiches

[[Citation Needed]]

Why am I listening to creepy number stations when my speakers are either side of my head ;-;

And why on earth am I craving a ham and cheese sandwich

To make you jump easier when I bang on your door.

You must be hungry.

[vealin99]

do you know how to fix a broken keyboard?(I have to hold the actual button down for like 5 seconds for it to register)

[Kiyske]

Does a rolling stone gather moss?

[vealin99]

ya know what, forget it. My computer was being a gigantic douche by enabling a thing that makes sure I didn't press the same key twice

[[Citation Needed]]

Does a rolling stone gather moss?

No.

[Gerp]

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object and they're both on the toilet?

[[Citation Needed]]

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object and they're both on the toilet?

Then you realize how silly it would be to have such a force and an object on the same toilet, as they would inevitably get into arguments, and then they explode.