Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:27 pm
Cafall wrote:draped over all four corners of my dick
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:30 am
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
Do you believe in the hereafter?
yes?
Then you know what I'm here after.
Were you arrested earlier? Because it has got to be illegal to look that good
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Hey can you see me?
Girl: Yes
How about tomorrow night?
Do you believe in the hereafter?
yes?
Then you know what I'm here after.
Were you arrested earlier? Because it has got to be illegal to look that good
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Hey can you see me?
Girl: Yes
How about tomorrow night?
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:13 am
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:17 am
I think my brain just threw up
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:24 am
Are you an angel?
Cause I have an erection.
Cause I have an erection.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:26 am
Let's have sex.
You might as well be up front about it.
You might as well be up front about it.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:14 pm
Of course this is best
With that exact facial expression.
With that exact facial expression.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:56 pm
Move over, this is your president.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:02 pm
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:33 pm
Does your dad work for BP? Because I'm thinking he could help us clean up the oil spill after we do some drilling later tonight.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:54 am
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:59 am
I don't get it.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:11 am
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:26 am
Post the rest.HisanTakura wrote:
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:17 pm
The rest.
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