AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS YOU GUYS


I CAN NOT MAKE AN UPDATE WITH TWO SUGGESTIONS

>destroy house with your mind, but give time for everyone to escape first

Iconsting becomes a guest after Alexandy. In the meantime...

>THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

> Have intercourse with everything that has ever lived

ALL OF IT.

electronic goat wrote:>EG appear in any remotely quiet or serious moment

Whilst mourning the loss of your manly dead womanly hero, Trygve, You notive a robotic goat in the corner. This scare you that a Robot goat has suddenly appeared in your house, so you punch it in the ROBOT GOAT FACE. The goat self destructs.

World:
>-1 Electronic Goat

Darkin wrote:Darkin: Make an awesome and very non-sensical entrance on a bear

Once the goat finishes self destructing the room begins to shake, knick knacks fall from the shelve, the fridge falls over on your dog, One word sticks out in your mind, EARTHQUAKE. You dive under the nearest table and wait it out. But suddenly, the shaking stops, And a man wearing a towel and sunglasses burst through the wall.

"hello ladies," He say very smoothly, not realizing the ladies have left

"I want you to look at this man," He points to you." Now back to me. now back to him. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me but if he stopped being naked he could look like hes me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You in the living room of the man your man could be like. Whats in your hand? Look again. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're Darin and not this guy. I'm on a bear."

This man is obviously a GOD and you should do whatever he says.

He lookas around "Hey, where are all the lady types?"

You tell him of your adventure so far.

"Well thats lame." He says" And your lame." You start to grow angry. "In fact. This whole place is lame. Even the fact that you can have sex with anyone. The only part that is not lame is the fact that you had sex with one of the z-" He gets cut off as you blow him up with a bazooka you spawned with your telekinesis.

iconsting wrote:
>THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

electronic goat wrote:>destroy house with your mind, but give time for everyone to escape first

You decide to blow this pop stand, and after putting some clothes on, You jump onto the bear that Darkin fellow was on and turn the floor to lava with your telekinesis, after you made the bear indestrucatble.

"You know what? Fuck this shit." You say as you make your house blow up. You fly out of the explosion on the bear. You land in the middle of a park. Little people and thier mothers stare in disbelief at you.

And a few ladies are progessing towards you. They look horny.

What do you do?

betrippin wrote: World:
>-1 Electronic Goat

You forgot the apocalypse that comes when I die.
>orgy

Darkin wrote:> Have intercourse with everything that has ever lived

>Do eeeet

>Realize that all of the horny women that you have seen so far are actually Jude Law in disguise.

>Obtain necrophilia

Trygve wrote:>Obtain necrophilia

Darkin wrote:> Have intercourse with everything that has ever lived

yeah...

>Jump through window
>Slit wrists with glass

>die

Oodles wrote:>die

Yeah, come on now, it's the fith page and you're not dead
>GET TO THE DEATH BITCH

>Vhen dead, valk on the rainbow bridge, Bifrost.