Awkward Zombie Storytime Theater

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:24 am

I thought he posted another chapter D=

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:26 am

I'm kinda busy with emergency family medical issues right now, so pardon the wait. I'll throw something up tomorrow probably.

Lambeth · Post by **Lambeth** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:21 am

No rush, I know what that's like

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:46 pm

PART 7: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT OF HERE

LO AND BEHOLD, WE MEET OUR NEWEST CHARACTER, THE MOTHER.
So, Serenity gets only ONE LAST CHANCE and that last chance includes 6 notes from school? How lenient are they. Also, Serenity's house is apparently in a blank, white void dimension within Purgatory and yet it still gets MTV. I'm sure not how close clipping toe nails is to surgery, but it requires just as much concentration, though she seems pretty fucking baffled on how to use clippers.

Not even sure what wizard symbol that is in the background, but helped warp in a an actual house for the next panel.
Also, when does a door click like that after being slammed? Its not like it waits until after the door slams and the noise is gone to click. I don't think they know how doors work. Serenity knows and is fucking blown away, goes into some Egyptian dance pose. I don't even understand the star.

AND SO SERENITY BEGAN HER JOURNEY AS A HOOKER
A HOOKER FOR JESUS

BIBLE BANGING LOSERS
AGAIN WITH THE PORN TITLES
Also...you want to tick them off? You're cold, no cheddar, locked out of your house and you see a haven...and you want to make them...angry?
At least the stupidity is well spread out in this mango.

I would think if you need their help you would be cool with them.
MAYBE I'M JUST AN OLD FASHIONED THINKER, THOUGH.
Also
Dat receding hairline
Dem feet
Get used to feet

OH KIMBERLY IS JUST FURIOUS. SERENITY IS UP IN HER TERRITORY. HER HOUSE. NOT HAVING SHIT HERE.
LOOK AT THAT
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE NEW TESTAMENT....ASSHOLE
Obviously the bible needs a glossary, though.
"WHO IS JESUS. WHATS A TESTAMENT. WHAT ARE THESE SYMBOLS ALL OVER THIS PAPER? ARE THESE.....LETTERS? Motherfucking magnets, man."

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:52 pm

WAIT, WHAT IS THIS INSIDE OF THE BOOK

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:55 pm

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:55 pm

Valbrandur wrote:WAIT, WHAT IS THIS INSIDE OF THE BOOK

AS YOU CAN SEE...NOTHING

SYMBOLISM!?!?!?!

OR JUST LAZY ARTISTRY

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5 ... ure=search

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:58 pm

If I could, I would edit Serenity's feet into Clutching Foot from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Fatehehhhh · Post by **Fatehehhhh** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:07 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:
AND SO SERENITY BEGAN HER JOURNEY AS A HOOKER
A HOOKER FOR JESUS

New signature here.

FireflyYoshi · Post by **FireflyYoshi** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:44 pm

Check out her mother's dress.

I had no idea you could confine an acid trip to a single item of clothing.

SCIENCE!!

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:50 pm

if you look at it the colours actually change sides between pannels

trippy

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:52 pm

Its not actually a dress, its just a window into a visible rainbow spectrum.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:52 pm

why have they spelt it 'youth group tonite'

isnt' it 'tonight?'

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:53 pm

GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THAT COOL KID LINGO