Awkward Zombie Storytime Theater

Chloemew · Post by **Chloemew** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:34 pm

Trash talk just ain't deck.

...Whatever that means.

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:34 pm

This is hilariously bad.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:35 pm

I just noticed the tri five.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:45 pm

Casual blasphemy today makes it easier to ignore God tomorrow?

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:21 am

The Big Cheese wrote:Also note the badly photoshopped shirt image that serenity's wearing. Its now drawn on at all. They just copypasted a logo on her shirt with bad artifacting.

The logos on all their shirts ignore shaded areas that pass right through them, too. Even in the first couple pages where it draws attention to that "Prayer Club" shirt the guys are wearing, the text is practically floating in front of their chests.

This comic is so terrible. The Bible Bangers are bodaciously ruining Serenity's social life by forced association with her; they are so loathsome that nobody outside of the club can tolerate them or anyone they interact with (as evidenced by their completely isolated lunch table), and their methods are nothing short of insidious. Either Serenity rejects them and is forced into a life of total social isolation, or she becomes just like them for the companionship they offer. Isn't this supposed to be conveying a positive message about Christianity?

Silver_Wolf · Post by **Silver_Wolf** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:16 am

So wait....she gets her to stop swearing, but cursing the living shit out of her?
Derp.

ARG!!! None of these characters are the least bit likable! I'm an Atheist, but that doesn't mean I can't somewhat like the Christian characters. Their all a bunch of assholes just trying to convert the problem child, who is a complete bitch, because they have nothing better to do.

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:34 am

So remember serenity, curse and I'll FUCKING YELL REALLY LOUDLY.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURSING ALLOWED IN FUCKING CHRISTIAN COOL YOU FUCKING OVERLY AGGRESSIVE BITCH.

KA-DOOM · Post by **KA-DOOM** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:02 am

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:20 am

Oh yeah one more thing;

about when she banged her head and started cussing like normal people do when they bang their head that hard. They were all like "Ohh! Don't cuss, cussing doesn't make it better!"

Lol recent experiments show that Cussing does, in fact, release endorphins when you're hurt and makes the wound hurt less.

Sailor mouths - 1

Anti-cussers - 0

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:21 am

Somebody should make a list of everything this comic gets wrong.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:23 am

Badfish wrote:Somebody should make a list of everything this comic gets wrong.

We would be re-writing the entire book. Minus the pictures.

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:26 am

That face... can it be?

I should hope not.

impmon08 · Post by **impmon08** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:43 pm

Squigzog wrote:
Badfish wrote:Somebody should make a list of everything this comic gets wrong.
We would be re-writing the entire book. Minus the pictures.

im pretty sure we'd have to just throw the whole thing away and make our own comic.

shit I could make a better comic than this and my art skills are abysmal and my writing skills are only slightly better.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:05 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Oh yeah one more thing;

about when she banged her head and started cussing like normal people do when they bang their head that hard. They were all like "Ohh! Don't cuss, cussing doesn't make it better!"

Lol recent experiments show that Cussing does, in fact, release endorphins when you're hurt and makes the wound hurt less.

Sailor mouths - 1

Anti-cussers - 0

I mentioned that back there, actually. The Mythbusters episode. That was a fun episode.

It seems there is a 'Mythbusters did it' reply to just about everything. And if there isn't, there will be at some point.

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:23 am

there are Christians
and then everyone else is the wrong crowd who are complete asses and swear every sentence

I don't think I can read the rest of this