The AWKWARD ZOMBIE SITCOM THREAD

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:37 am

He's the guy with the shotgun who keeps an eye on the little kid chained in the attic.

He uses random strangers for target practice.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:39 am

Disregard this I am stupid.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:39 am

Well, you guys can keep the house and everything if you get 23,846 dollars.

And there is a talent competition where you can win 23,846 dollars.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:42 am

Oh my! How convenient!

I can go as the singing cat!

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see!
There was something in everything about you!
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!

Impressive, non?

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:43 am

Will you accept trick shooting?

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:47 am

This is a YMCA center

Of course you can bring a gun.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:47 am

Alexandy13 wrote:Will you accept trick shooting?

Debt collectors are excellent at catching bullets with their teeth.

Paranoid Android · Post by **Paranoid Android** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:48 am

-strokes non-existant beard-

hmmm... I may be able to use the crazy attic boy to my advantage...

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:09 am

Oh I want to be the Mad Dr.'s assistant. I will get my face burned in horrible ways by having my face over chemicals mixed in a container and as soon as he's off screen I look in it and it explodes.
My face covered in ash, hair sticking everywhere, queue laugh track, transition to next scene.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:16 am

WHY DO I LIVE HERE.
EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID.
BROOD BROOD BROOD COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:18 am

Shoolis wrote:BROOD BROOD BROOD COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN.

DOOD

I'm a talking cat.

Pet me or suffer.

Miaow.

I think I'm writing this like how my cat, Toby, would act if he could talk.

Seriously.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:22 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:
Shoolis wrote:BROOD BROOD BROOD COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN.
DOOD

I'm a talking cat.

I'M A DOOOOOOOOOG

Jaco6wolloce · Post by **Jaco6wolloce** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:52 am

Who am i?Some one noone cares about!

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:53 am

Someone who doesn't capitalize I.

Jaco6wolloce · Post by **Jaco6wolloce** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:14 am

i beg to differ.i always capitalize my i's.i always do it.is this joke old yet?Because if it is i will stop.i swear.