Canada Daaaaaaaaay

Nalani · Post by **Nalani** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:17 am

lyrasen wrote:
Nalani wrote:brb kidnapping Unba and his fireworks via underground railroad
Too late already beat you to it

But I stole his virginity

Now I have TWO virginities.

AngusMcLeod · Post by **AngusMcLeod** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:18 am

lyrasen wrote:Somehow read "apartment" as "booty"

Loling buckets.

Replace "shooting fireworks" by "buttsecks. Hilarity.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:18 am

Nalani wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Nalani wrote:brb kidnapping Unba and his fireworks via underground railroad
Too late already beat you to it
But I stole his virginity

Now I have TWO virginities.

What virginity?

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:20 am

Crazy kids and their buttsecks.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:23 am

I found a Canadian Quarter in my pocket today

Its a sign

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:26 am

Dear lord.

Everything you said fits.
Your signature, your avatar...

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:32 am

lyrasen wrote:Dear lord.

Everything you said fits.
Your signature, your avatar...

Nalani · Post by **Nalani** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:52 am

Sex is always more fun with an upstanding member of society
You get to do the weird stuff
Please tell me someone got the reference

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:54 am

Pffffft.
Glorious.
o/

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:57 am

Ame no Akai wrote:
zombiejesus wrote:Someone shot some fireworks right outside my apartment.
...

My cabbages!

Avatar, right?

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:58 am

Yes.
The Cabbage Merchant.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:00 am

This is not Canada day.
ITS
MANADA DAY

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:10 am

Nalani wrote:Sex is always more fun with an upstanding member of society
You get to do the weird stuff
Please tell me someone got the reference

?

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:25 am

Nalani wrote:Sex is always more fun with an upstanding member of society
You get to do the weird stuff
Please tell me someone got the reference

I am aware of this.

Raging Ghost · Post by **Raging Ghost** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:17 am

Also, what's worse is I planned to buy a game on a Wal-Mart in Canada (due to me residing on this country), and because it's Canada's Day, the nearest Wal-Mart is closed. I know that because I called there and I didn't get any responses.