Creepy thread

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I used to visit my aunt down in Georgia, and she has a greenhouse business where we would spend most of our days. Her house is built in the woods behind the greenhouse, on some of the spare acres she had. It is a spider haven. I already have a phobia of spiders, so it did not help when she told me to always check the toilet seats for Black Widows because they have a tendency to hide underneath. What also did not help were the stories she told me of the few people who came into the hospital she used to work at that had been bitten this way and aldkjfaldfkssf no.

I check toilet seats no matter where I am.

[Reyo]

I don't normally have a fear of spiders, but I'm still not going anywhere near a place where a spider is THAT big. And it was just like "LOL nice shoe you got dere!" NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEICANHOLDITNOPENOPE!

Needless to say, Evolution needs to stop going to Australia to experiment with it's addiction to crack and other forms of drugs.

[NDividedByZero]

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this is why i don't trust beef

[Captain_Nick]

PETA would (excuse the pun) have a cow

[somepartsareme]

Le Great Handsome Oppressor's worst nightmare.

didn't see that coming

[D-vid]

I thought cow nipples were the udders?

Also, how the hell do fashion designers make a living? Who the hell buys shit like that in ample amounts for them to have enough cheddar to keep on doing stuff like that?

[corsica]

i want

10 cow nipple dresses please

[D-vid]

I just think all that high fashion looks incredibly stupid and I can't believe people get paid to invent that stuff.

[NDividedByZero]

HEY GUYZ IM WERING POTENTINALY NAUSEATING MATIRIAL ARNT I PRETY LOL

[D-vid]

Now those shoes, I'd wear that.

[Syobon]

Unless they're made out of actual feet.

[Sammich Monster]

I'm confused as to what I'm looking at here.

[hotb]

cow nipples

it's just leather guys

[Yukazi]

Chase the Cat
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

Half B'aww half Creepy.

[Valbrandur]

God daisies