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Dedivax · Post by **Dedivax** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:42 pm

TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT YOU HAVE TO LIGHT UP YOUR FARTS

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:51 pm

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:19 pm

totally no idea what is going on in that picture

General · Post by **General** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:35 pm

AngusMcLeod wrote:During the war a soldier faithfully wrote his mother every week so she would know he was all right, until one week she didn’t get a letter and immediately began to worry. Within a couple of weeks she got a letter from the Army saying that her son had been captured and was being held in a Prisoner-of-War camp, and they assured her that they had no reason to believe the American prisoners were being mistreated in any way. A few weeks later the woman finally received another letter from her son, it read: “Dear Mom, Try not to worry about me, they are treating us well and I’ll be released as soon as the war is over. Make sure that little Teddy gets the stamp for his collection. Love you, Joe” The woman was overjoyed to hear the news, but was confused because she had no idea who “little Teddy” was. She decided to steam the stamp from the envelope and have a look. When she did she saw that written on the back of the stamp were the words:

“They’ve cut off my legs”.

That's actually a very popular urban legend. Not saying it didn't happen, but it's probably fake.

FireflyYoshi · Post by **FireflyYoshi** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:42 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:totally no idea what is going on in that picture

I think it's mermaid sex.

EDIT: Derp ninja'd

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:49 am

WELP I JUST GAVE MYSELF A NEW PHOBIA

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:52 am

Nachalnik wrote:WELP I JUST GAVE MYSELF A NEW PHOBIA

GOD

DAMMIT

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:05 am

Oh god as if I wasn't paranoid enough about looking in the bowl before sitting down

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:08 am

Sandwich Monster wrote:Oh god as if I wasn't paranoid enough about looking in the bowl before sitting down

I always check the condition of the seat and water before I sit down to take a dump.

Do not want to sit on piss
do not want to splash piss/diarrhea onto myself.

this is more tmi isn't it

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:12 am

At least it's spoilered.

And honestly, I am not afraid of that. I'm not afraid of a lot of things, strangely.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:14 am

Komodoensis wrote:And honestly, I am not afraid of that. I'm not afraid of a lot of things, strangely.

You're not afraid of a GIANT SPIDER crawling on/biting your manhood?

Lotharu · Post by **Lotharu** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:17 am

Wouldn't it get crushed when you sit down?

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:22 am

Then you'd get insect blood all over.

Unless it's under the seat, maybe.

Maybe you'd just have a few drops then.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:22 am

Valbrandur wrote:Then you'd get insect blood all over.

I'll be the guy. *sigh*

You'll get arachnid blood and parts all over your... parts.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:24 am

Oh right, I forgot spiders don't count as insects. I think so anyway.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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