AWKWARD ZOMBIE

you have just crashed on an Alien planet. You look at your beloved space ship The Dolphin It has been tore to pieces. The last thing you remember is you were traveling home from a vacation and your ship was hit by an asteroid.


>What do you do?

>an hero

>find a strange bulb buried in the ground
>be an idiot and approach it

> Construct an army of plant minions

> Name yourself Captain Walrus

>commence phallus flapping

Odds wrote:>an hero

You decide this is a horrible situation you are in so you try to kill yourself. But alas there is nothing blunt enough nearby.

[Citation Needed] wrote:>find a strange bulb buried in the ground
>be an idiot and approach it

Since you can't commit suicide you decide tro look around for some ROOTS or BULBS to eat. You come across a rather large on in the ground. You approch the BULB and it pops out of the ground. It reminds you of an ONION. You name the bulb THE ONION.

Sloth wrote:>
> Name yourself Captain Walrus

You cant remember your name . You assume you have amnesia and rename youself CAPTAIN WALRUS.
You notice a single SEED pop out of THE ONION. You pick the seed out of the ground and a strange creature pops out. The creature is just staring at you and studying you. The creature is red and has a very pointy nose with large eyes.

>keep trying

>Teach it to dance.
>Amass a giant army of dancing minions.

>purge planet.

>EXTEEERMIIINAAATE

>Find indigenous species
>Identify female
>Cross breed

Head of The Brothel wrote:>commence phallus flapping

you are about to open the zippier on your space suit when your life support system tells you if you open your space suit the planets deadly OXYGEN will imeadiatly kills you and locks your suit's zipper.

Odds wrote:>keep trying

you try to get the CREATURE to kill you but it seems uninterested. It occurs to you that the creature looks like a PIK PIK CARROT from your home planet HOCOTATE. YOu name the creature a PIKMIN. You have gained back some of your memory.

lyrasen wrote:>Teach it to dance.
>Amass a giant army of dancing minions.

You try you best to teach it to dance but all it does is flop about.

[Citation Needed] wrote:>EXTEEERMIIINAAATE

You kill the creature with no rythm but the ONION just pops out another seed.

Squigzog wrote:>purge planet.

You try to PURGe the SHIT out of the PLANET but because of your AMNESIA you can't figure it out. YOu now suspect the crash gave you slight BRAIN DAMAGE. ou notice a STRANGE RED FLOWER with the number 1 on it. The PIKMIN'S LEAF has just turned into a BUD

>Beat the crap out of the flower with your tiny Captain Walrus fists
>Prove your manliness by getting the flower pellet thing to the Onion all by yourself

>PUNCH EVERYTHING

[Citation Needed] wrote:>Beat the crap out of the flower with your tiny Captain Walrus fists
>Prove your manliness by getting the flower pellet thing to the Onion all by yourself

Wiithout plucking the now FLOWER PIKMIN out of the ground you run over to the flower and punch it till it dies. A PELLET fall out of the flower. You try with all your might to get it back to the ONION in hopes it might do somethig productive but alas you can not move it more than a foot before passing out.

Darkin wrote:>PUNCH EVERYTHING

You wake up an hour later extrememly mad because you couldnt move the PELLET. You start to punch everything in sight in a fit of rage. Including the 10 new PIKMIN. You stop punching the pikmin and wonder where they came from. You look around and discover that there are no more PELLET FLOWERS in sight. You assume the first PIKMIN sprouted out of the ground and repopulated his race. you see a large box to the right.