AWKWARD ZOMBIE

IT IS 2061

THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN INTO A FEUDAL SYSTEM WHERE THE HIGHER EDUCATED AND RICHER HAVE SET UP THEIR OWN ESTATES AND HAVE MILLIONS OF UNEDUCATED FOREIGN LABOURERS.

CIVILISATION IS ADVANCED, BUT THE LOWER CLASSES LIVE IN POVERTY

WHAT IS YOUR CLASS

WHAT IS YOUR TITLE

YOUR NAME IS ISOMETRIC TITFACE

>CLASS: IRONSMITH

>TITLE: STEELDICK

Yeah, I think there's too many of these as well, Foo.

YOUR TITLE IS SERGEANT

SERGEANT TITFACE

YOU ARE SERGEANT STEELDICK, WHO WORKS AS AN IRONSMITH IN THE MILITARY WHEN NOT COMMANDING YOUR SQUAD OF 3 OTHER MEN

YOU ARE LOW CLASS AND YOUR LORD IS THE NOBLE FARFMYER

YOUR OTHER SQUAD MATES ARE

NO WAI
YUR TITEL IZ PUNCHER
DUUUH

Wow. That actually hurt to type.

YOU EXCEL IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT

ONE OF YOUR SQUAD MEMBER IS

LIEUTENANT BALLCHIN

your right hand man is CHARLIE MANHUGE

JUST AS YOUR ARE ABOUT TO HAMMER A NEW FORTY MILIMETRE SHELL, PRIVATE BALLCHIN CALLS YOU UP AND ASKS IF YOU WANT TO GO DRINKING

Y/N

TAKE CHARLIE MANHUGE

Y/N

Oh, this is actually a thing, right...

Man on point, Lieutenant Fourskein.

(eh, well you can think of it of what you want)

JUST AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DECIDE, LEFTENNANT FOURSKEIN, THE CHARMING INDIAN FELLOW ASKS IF YOU WANT TO VISIT A HAREM

Y/N

WHY NOT DO BOTH

Y/Y

A GREAT IDEA HITS YOU
WHY NOT BOTH

YOU USE YOUR CELLULAR TELEPHONE AND YELL AT BALLCHIN, TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD BRING THE BOOZE TO THIS HAREM THAT FOURSKEIN IS AT

BALLCHIN SAYS OK

YOU FORGET TO INVITE CHARLIE

YOU ARE NOW AT THE HAREM

>INVITE CHARLIE MANHUGE OR HE'LL PUNCH YOU LATER