TITFACE

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:06 pm

"CHARLIE"

"YES, ISOMETRIC"

"DO NOT SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERIOR LIKE THAT, CORPORAL MANHUGE"

"SORRY SIR"

"daisies FUCKING RIGHT ME AND THE REST OF THE BOYS ARE OVER HERE GETTING DRUNK AND LOOKING AT SOME NOBLE'S HOT BABES GET OVER HERE BITCH"

"FUCK YES BRO"

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:10 pm

BUT THEN SUDDENLY ONE OF THE CONCUBINES STABS YOU THROUGH THE PELVIS

YOU ARE DEAD

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:10 pm

>PARTY ANYWAY
>PUNCH STUFF EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:11 pm

COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND GIVE EVERYONE ECSTASY

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:14 pm

YOU WERE JUST JOKING THOUGH

NOT EVEN DEATH CAN HOLD YOU BACK BECAUSE DEATH IS YOUR BRO SO MUCH THAT HE IS YOUR BROTHER

YOU COME BACK WITH ECSTASY SPILLING OUT OF YOUR WOUND AND YOU GRAB THAT WHORE WHO STABBED YOU BY THE NECK AND YOU AND CHARLIE BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER

TECHNICALLY YOU ARE DEAD BUT WHATEVER YOU ARE BLEEDING ECSTASY AND EVERYONE LOVES YOU

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:20 pm

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE NOBLE COMES IN WITH NO CLOTHES ON AND SEES YOU PARTYING UP THE PLACE WITH EMANCIPATION AND ECSTASY AND SHIT

THIS GUY IS HELLA MAD BRO

HE GRABS A NEARBY GUN AND POINTS IT AT YOU

WHAT DO

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:21 pm

>PUNCH STUFF

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:21 pm

LAUGH IN HIS FACE.

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD - WHAT THE HELL IS A GUN?

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:31 pm

HE FIRES A BULLET

YOU FUCKING LAUGH THAT NIGGER OFF
DOES HE KNOW WHO HE IS SHOOTING AT WITH HIS IMAGINARY CONTRAPTION

HE MISSES COMPLETELY AND YOU PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIS TINY FUCKING DICK

YOU GET YOUR FACE REALLY CLOSE TO HIM AND LAUGH

HE IS CRYING NOW AND BEGGING FOR YOU TO KILL HIM

Y/N

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:38 pm

N

Let him live with his shame

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:40 pm

YOU DECLINE BECAUSE YOU FEEL THAT ONLY THE WEAK CHOOSE TO DIE

YOU BREAK HIS FEET FOR GOOD MEASURE

AND YOU CRIPPLE HIS HEAD

TAKE MAN'S PROPERTY
Y/N

THIS WILL UPGRADE YOUR STATUS TO NOBLE

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:43 pm

>YES BUT THEN PUNCH IT ALL

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:43 pm

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:47 pm

YOU AGREE WITH YOUR SQUAD OF BUTTLICKERS AND NOB JOCKEYS TO TAKE THE ESTATE OF NOBLE FUBLUCKER FOR YOURSELF

YOU HAVE:

ONE CASTLE

ITS CONTENTS INCLUDE

BEDROOM
DINING ROOM
KITCHEN
HAREM
ART ROOM
SERVANT QUARTERS
BARRACKS

YOU CURRENTLY HAVE FOUR PEASANTS OF WHICH TO TEND YOUR FARMS

FREE PEASANTS AND START A REPUBLICAN REVOLUTION?
Y/N

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:50 pm

HELLO NO
PUNCH THEM