TITFACE

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:48 pm

IT IS 2061

THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN INTO A FEUDAL SYSTEM WHERE THE HIGHER EDUCATED AND RICHER HAVE SET UP THEIR OWN ESTATES AND HAVE MILLIONS OF UNEDUCATED FOREIGN LABOURERS.

CIVILISATION IS ADVANCED, BUT THE LOWER CLASSES LIVE IN POVERTY

WHAT IS YOUR CLASS

WHAT IS YOUR TITLE

YOUR NAME IS ISOMETRIC TITFACE

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:50 pm

>CLASS: IRONSMITH

>TITLE: STEELDICK

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:51 pm

Yeah, I think there's too many of these as well, Foo.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:51 pm

YOUR TITLE IS SERGEANT

SERGEANT TITFACE

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:54 pm

YOU ARE SERGEANT STEELDICK, WHO WORKS AS AN IRONSMITH IN THE MILITARY WHEN NOT COMMANDING YOUR SQUAD OF 3 OTHER MEN

YOU ARE LOW CLASS AND YOUR LORD IS THE NOBLE FARFMYER

YOUR OTHER SQUAD MATES ARE

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:54 pm

NO WAI
YUR TITEL IZ PUNCHER
DUUUH

Wow. That actually hurt to type.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:54 pm

YOU EXCEL IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:55 pm

ONE OF YOUR SQUAD MEMBER IS

LIEUTENANT BALLCHIN

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:57 pm

your right hand man is CHARLIE MANHUGE

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:57 pm

JUST AS YOUR ARE ABOUT TO HAMMER A NEW FORTY MILIMETRE SHELL, PRIVATE BALLCHIN CALLS YOU UP AND ASKS IF YOU WANT TO GO DRINKING

Y/N

TAKE CHARLIE MANHUGE

Y/N

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:58 pm

Oh, this is actually a thing, right...

Man on point, Lieutenant Fourskein.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:00 pm

(eh, well you can think of it of what you want)

JUST AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DECIDE, LEFTENNANT FOURSKEIN, THE CHARMING INDIAN FELLOW ASKS IF YOU WANT TO VISIT A HAREM

Y/N

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:00 pm

WHY NOT DO BOTH

Y/Y

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:03 pm

A GREAT IDEA HITS YOU
WHY NOT BOTH

YOU USE YOUR CELLULAR TELEPHONE AND YELL AT BALLCHIN, TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD BRING THE BOOZE TO THIS HAREM THAT FOURSKEIN IS AT

BALLCHIN SAYS OK

YOU FORGET TO INVITE CHARLIE

YOU ARE NOW AT THE HAREM

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:04 pm

>INVITE CHARLIE MANHUGE OR HE'LL PUNCH YOU LATER