AWKWARD ZOMBIE

dick/penis whatever to "wanker" was worse.

They didn't even know what wanker meant.

Lol.

Word filter issues.

Make a thread about it.

Watch everybody choke on d!cks.

The internet.


Also, I would offer to be the villain in this thing but I'm kinda late to the party and I have a lot of other stuff to do.

wait isnt reamed a gay thing

WouldYouKindly wrote:wait isnt reamed a gay thing

I think so.

do not even ask me how I know I go to an all boys school that is an excuse right.

the idea is that you say "I got Lost" and it changed to "I got reamed"

Verom wrote:Just for clarification, your entry into this needs approval? Just to be sure before I make something for this and I screw something up somehow

Just write up a character according to the template on page 1 and you can start posting, as far as I understand it. Zang will upload your character to the first page and you'll officially be part of the story.

Tatzel wrote:And for me, if you want you can leave out my story entry, I was just bored and was dicking around :I

SOMEWHERE, IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION, TATZEL FIGHTS DRAGONS.

For real, though, we should totally kill you off, since you have a key and all. It could be fun!

EDIT: SugGETstions. Eh? Eh?

Don't worry. I'll be more than pop flyin' to kill Tatzel off quckly and painfully when the time is right.

"Alright then" Zang said to the newcomer. "But I better not see any tricks"
The group packed their things and headed down the road.

They had arrived at the crossway. Zang had an idea.

"I think the fastest way for us to find these keys is to split up" he said, hesitatingly. "Into two groups. One group will go up through mangatown, to porton, cut through the northern forest, into futuh, and into ruralton.

The second group will go south, through middleton, and search the mountains and caves on the south western mountains, they will then go to darnor, search those mountains, and meet us group 1 in ruralton."

Zang paused and examined the group. "Quepp and Pale will come with me. We'll take the north route. Bill and Jason can take the south. We'll meet up in Ruralton, give the keys to Quepp, and save his people."

"but what happens if someone else has a key?" Bill asked

Zang paused for a moment. "If they won't willingly give it to you, then..." he stopped to think. "The only way to take a key from someone is to beat them within an inch of their lives. Right before they die, the key will un-bind with them." Zang finished gravely.

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A small cloud of black smoke wondered through the sky, and swiftly made it's way to porton. Three travelers on a bridge stood, discussing something.

the smog formed behind a nearby building into Pharaoh.

Pharaoh walked out from behind the building towards the three. "Are you good folks alright?" he asked, concerned.


"Ah-needing this?" the claw dissolved and reappeared in Pharaoh's hand. "here you go sir" he finished, handing it to the man with the beard.

"Out looking for the keys, no doubt. I've seen quite a few travelers out and about looking for them, hoping to achieve their heart's desire-but I could give it to them, easily. In matter of fact-" Pharaoh said, turning to them. "For every key you bring me I'll give you a wish. It could be anything you want, healing" he said, putting his hand on Queenie's mask, making the cracks go away, only to remove his hand, making them reappear again. "Power" he said, throwing a flame ball into the water. "Hell, I'd give you cheddar, a throne, a head of hair, you name it! It only cost a key. Bring me one of the seven keys and I'll grant you anything you want, waddya say? Sound good?"

"Yeah whatever buttshakes, c'mon Queenie lets jet." Ralker gobbled at the dude.

Then they had a beach party. UN TS UN TS UN TS

Best part of the thread...

Henry soared through the sky. He was very intense about the whole thing. If you were to see his face, you would not believe how intense this guy was. You would say "Woah, this guy is seriously serious about a serious subject that he seriously has to deal with in a serious fashion". And then you would wonder why you even care so much.

His makeshift key-tracker began to pick up a signal. He looked at it, and grinned in a way that would get most people thrown into an asylum instantly. He blasted off in the direction of the signal. This is it, he thought, one step closer to killing the Technobear. Then, the world will be rid of that monstrosity. It will be paradise. Imagine, life without the Technobear. It seemed like nothing but a crazy dream, but now, with the possibility of finding these keys, the dream seemed to be coming true.

He eventually got close enough to see the group. It appeared to be made up mostly of teenagers, with one adult and one... one that was a bit hard to guess the age of. Probably not a threat, Henry figured, I could probably take their key with little resistance. Still, I shouldn't just run in and start blasting them. They may have allies, allies I wouldn't want to mess with. Best to try and play it safe, for now.

He landed in front of the group, and de-activated his rocket boots. "You," he said to the group, "I believe you have a magical key, one of seven. I need it, for the good of mankind. Hand it over."



(In case I didn't make it clear enough it is Zang's group that he just landed in front of.)

"So wait.. Lemme get this straight." Fin said to this new magic man. "You want us to get the key for you, but you're not coming with us? Doesn't that kind of spoil the fun of searching for them? And make us HUGE CHUMPS?"

"Ah, but think of the reward!" replied the man with a sidways grin. "You COULD search for all SEVEN keys and recieve only one reward. OR you could search for all seven keys, as you clearly intend to do, and recieve SEVEN rewards. The choice is yours, little friend."

Fin thought for a moment. What would I even want?
He imagined towering over a city with walker legs ten times the size of the legs he had now. Fun at first, but I'd never really use them..
He imagined using his wish to save a civilization! ...of ROBOTS! FROM A DEMON! Yeah... Psh, like that'd ever happen.
He imagined being invited to a beach party. His eyes widened underneath his goggles. "QUEENIE. QUEENIE, LISTEN TO THIS GUY, HE GRANTS WISHES."

Dominion and Peter landed (safely and absolutely not with an explosion) in Mangaton. They searched around a bit for clues from locals and such, but they found nothing. Suddenly, though, Peter seemed excited.



"WAIT HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT"

"What? I don't see anything..."



"It's one of those key things that the nice blonde lady told me about! You get whatever you want if you get seven of them!"

"Yes, I know what they are, but I don't think—"

"shut up I am grabbing this thing!"

Peter then secured (stole) the key from the sign, and held it high in the air in triumph.



You got a Magic(?) Key!

Pale stared at the man from behind the welding mask. "The good of mankind? Sure...tell me, what could be so bad it threatens mankind?" He stopped and paused, glancing at Qepp and remembering his situation. "...okay, ignore that, there's plenty of things that could. But essentially, my point is, we would rather not give you this key." He flicked open his switchblade, and slashed at the stranger. With a boost from his rocket-boots, he flew over Palenque, but right into the center of the others. While it may have been 5 against 1, the stranger appeared to be an expert in combat, and so could fight them off without being completely overrun. As they battled, bill managed to get himself thrown against zang, unfortunately smacking him over the head as well, turning him into WYK. Zang, landing next to pales bag, remembered something about the silver liquid being poisonous, reached in and grabbed one of the smaller cylinders. "Hey! Over here!" he yelled at the foe, and then threw it at his chest. The toss was spot-on, and the glass shattered, followed by a hissing noise as it splashed onto his shirt and some on his hand. It began to eat threw his clothes, and he quickly struggled to get off his coat (I'm sorry if he didn't have a coat) with his un-contaminated hand. As this took place, Jason snuck up behind Henry and whacked him over the head with the butt of his revolver, several times. "Well, glad that's over. Someone get some rope or something, I'm gonna get this off his hand before it can do too much real damage." Zang, looking through the stranger’s coat, noticed something odd. "Hey, guys, where's bill?"

(For the record he has gloves on. And no coat.

Also you were really kind of being a bit controlling there. Not too controlling, but, uh, just starting and ending a fight like that seems a bit unfair.)



Henry grimaced. The poison burned like acid. Goddammit, what was wrong with these people? Could they not just listen for a moment?

"By 'for the good of mankind'", Henry, said, "I meant that I need them to destroy the Technobear."

Attempting to ignore the pain, Henry whipped out his wrist-mounted machine gun. "Now, there are three possible outcomes here," Henry said, "The first is you give me the key, I find the rest, I wish the Technobear away, and everything is good and pop flyin'. The second is that I kill you, take the key, find the rest of the keys, wish the Technobear away, and everything except you is good and pop flyin'. The third is that, although this is nearly impossible, you win and I don't get the key. In that scenario, the Techonbear destroys everything, and everybody dies. Nothing would survive. Your lives are nothing compared to the destruction it would cause. Now, are you going to give me that key, or, hell, even assist me on my quest, or are you going to just try and keep the key for your own, greedy, meaningless purposes?"

(Also because this might come up sometime I should probably mention that he has goggles.)