The Seven Keys to Your Heart's Desire.(RP thread)

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:22 am

Alexandy agreed as Perry lead the way into the plant, no one seemed to be around in the lobby. Guess everyone left, seeing as this thing practically takes care of itself. Alex observed as he walked up to a door marked

DO NOT ENTER

Authorized personnel only

Alexandy rolled his eyes. Pshht, who's gonna stop us, the Unauthorized personnel fairy? He asked sarcastically as he opened the door, only to narrowly an entire barrage of nails flying towards him, except for a couple that graze his skin and one that nearly pierces his leg, they miss, covering the door. Okay, not a fairy, but pretty close. He said, pulling the nail from his leg.

(Edited to satisfy Grammar Nazi side of me, and because EVERY nail missing seemed like being uber to me.)

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:46 am

duhrdotcom wrote:Sleauxbreaux,

This. Is. FUTUH!!

I figure I'll update that once every fifteen pages or so. Too often?

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:53 am

Sleauxbreaux wrote:
duhrdotcom wrote:Sleauxbreaux,

This. Is. FUTUH!!

I figure I'll update that once every fifteen pages or so. Too often?

On the contrary, when we did shit on the moon, IF recapped every 5-10 pages or so.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:10 am

Sleauxbreaux wrote: Thank you, my friend!

And I believe you are correct.

4 obtained keys, as you said, 1 key confirmed in Futuh, and 1 key confirmed by divine providence wherever BANANA is heading.

Six keys proven to exist, the location of one of which is unknown, unless BANANA is going to Futuh.

I think I will, actually. The thing with my character is, however, she's pretty much defenseless. I'll have to be creative to avoid any Mary-Sueness in getting the keys.

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:23 am

OH MAN
All this stuff is happening
Sleauxbreaux you are awesome for that recap.
My notifications stopped coming for some reason!

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:25 am

Double post, but whatever.

MANGATON
GUN SHOP

Shop Owner: Wel- hey, you're not old enough to buy a gun! Get out of here kid!
Dominion: What's this?
Shop Owner: Oh that?

Shop Owner: It's the crappiest gun ever! It was even built without a safety!
D: And you just left it on the floor?
Shop Owner: Yeah...
But since your'e not old enough, I don't see
GUN CHOP[
OUT OF BUSINESS
Peter: There you are! Where were you?
D: Um... eating pizza.

P: Oh hey, you have a little tomato sauce there.
D: Ohhh oh yeah. That's tomato sauce. That's what it is.
(i know nothing about guns guys)

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:31 am

breaux, stop being so awesome, you are totally crushing the newbie stereotype.
Also thank you for that recap, you did what myself and others are probably too lazy to read through this thread.
Just for clarification, your entry into this needs approval? Just to be sure before I make something for this and I screw something up somehow

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:53 am

Thanks for the recap Sleauxbreaux, I appreciate it.

And for me, if you want you can leave out my story entry, I was just bored and was dicking around :I

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:18 pm

nice recap breaux, thanks for taking the time to do that

also, gig, if you're reading this, do you want to do a conjoined effort on the next update? i can't draw for shit :O

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:32 am

Sure, just message me with whatever you have in mind. I'm done with finals and don't really have much to do outside of my photography class.

Edit: Also, Skype, I guess. I'm hardly ever on though, so if you can find me, you have achieved the impossible.

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:39 pm

Billyjum wrote:So, has anyone volunteered to be the bad guy yet? If not I will gladly make a character and assume the role.

Animek and Pharaoh

WouldYouKindly · Post by **WouldYouKindly** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:46 pm

also WYK when Bill gets bonked

WhiteCrestAngel · Post by **WhiteCrestAngel** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:58 pm

I have a villain too.... Hurr....

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:12 pm

i vil mebbe update soon

what the fuck is Ralkar doing right now I lost track

why does lost filter to "got reamed, brother"

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:31 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:i vil mebbe update soon

what the fuck is Ralkar doing right now I got reamed, brother track

why does lost filter to "got reamed, brother"

Because people still haven't figured out that no one really like pointless word filters, especially on words that have more than one possible use?

It isn't a very good filter. It just ends up making sentences look like nonsense. It seems like whoever made that filter expected the word "lost" to be only used in one context.