AWKWARD ZOMBIE

WATCH OUT.



IT'S A BOMB.

"Well then, I guess we just go the old fashioned way, huh. God this has been a bizzarre day," Angie sighed. "Middleton is the closest city from here."

"Oh, terribly sorry about your ho- Oh wait no, villains don't apologize, forget I said that," Trainwreck said as he transformed. His change was causing a slight panic in the owners of the late horse.

"Was that evil enough? Are you feeling terrible? If you are feeling really bad could you maybe go on the news or something and tell everyone how horrible I made you feel?"

The fear turned to confusion.

"Are any of you maybe evil? Do you need minions?"

"Um. Normally evil people don't really come out and say they're evil like that, but uh, I don't think we're evil, but I can't vouch for these guys," Angie said, motioning to the men to her left. She would consider herself more of a Lawful Neutral.

(My turn to post. Apologies for any poor editing.)

Alexandy pulled a slice of ham out of the food pack and started munching on it while waiting. What? Waiting makes me hungry. And when I got really bored I tend to break out into song.

Perry took out a rice ball. "So, why do you want the keys?"

Alexandy shrugged. No real reason, I just enjoy the thrill of a treasure hunt. But then again, you never know, something might come to mind. He took another bite of ham, What about yourself?

"There's a war going on back where I'm from, and these keys could end it." He ate his entire ball of rice, and continued, "A war between ninjas and pirates."

Alexandy finishes his ham. No offense, but that seems a little ridiculous, both are awesome in their own way. Besides, I learned some combat skills from both of them.

"I'm not the one that started the war, I just want it to end. To see the day where pirates and ninjas can live in harmony," a tear came from his eye, "I will find those keys!"

Alexandy smiled Then far be it from me to stop a noble cause like that. Then he looked at the clock face, then his watch. You wanna count down to 3'o clock?

"Actually, I think I should mention at this time that while following you here, I asked some villagers about the treasure, but all they knew was it's guarded by-" he was interrupted by the loud dongs of the clock as it struck three. "-so be ready."

Alexandy looked confused. Say again? Before he could get an answer, three beams of light shined through the lenses, reflected off three crystal orbs around the top floor, and focused on a spot on the wall opposite the clock face, where a section of the wall moved away to reveal a secret room.

"It's said that long ago, mangaton was so popular, many of its fans all joined into one, unspeakable creature. *thump* Beastly ears, giant golden eyes, lavender hair, and most importantly a key for a weapon. *thump* In order to seal it they made a very un-mangalike building; this clock tower. *thump* They called the creature... *THUMP* Wiabu." From the doorway, a large, fat humanoid shape came through.

Alexandy grabbed his walking stick. You think anything bad will happen if we kill it? Just to be safe.

"Well, the building was designed to hold this thing, so it could collapse if we kill this thing." He drew a knife, as the Wiabu came further into the light, revealing its hideousness, "But, eh, I'll risk it."
DESUUUUUUU it roared, waving its key.

Alexandy smiled and clicked a switch on his walking stick. I like the way you think Perry. He drew a hidden sword from the cane and settled the cane in it's place on his back. Let's dance.

Animak snorted, and rolled his eyes.

"Speak for yourself, Tits."

He nudged a wrecked, charred foreleg of the once majestic Bessie 2.0 with his foot, and his gazed wandered over to the towering mecha-train before them.

"I should turn you into scrap the way you did Bessie here, but considering the predicament you've placed us in, I'm willing to make a deal."

Animak grinned, sending chills down everyone's spines.

"If you agree to ferry us, I promise to think about not trashing you."

He extended his hand.

"Sound like a fair exchange to you?"

My fingers... They buuuuuuuuuuuurn!
More from Ralkar and the Forest Elder... herp dee derp

She forgot to tell him where he's going.

Trainwreck considered his options. While death threats were considered a currency among evil minions, they were only accepted from people who were very large.

That man with no pants was not very large, which meant he was one of two things. One, he was very stupid and thought threatening Trainwreck made him look tough, or two, he was actually very deadly.

Trainwreck decided it was better to not take the risk.

"I do owe you a ride," He said, "So I will do that for free. But anything else and you have to pay me."

The Pantsless Man nodded. Trainwreck extended a finger and shook the mans hand. Animak had a new minion.

Watch Dog looked at the scene before him. he had eaten his sausage, and decided to watch what happened to the train and the horse and whatnot. Well, from a safe distance, anyway. He was on the butcher's rooftop, and watched as the large train (which has tranofsformed into a man-robot-thing) shook the hand of the undoubtably awesome guy. The dog then jumped off of the rooftop, and in front of the alley behind the butcher, where he could probably travel without bieng seen.

A maniacal laugh rung through the emptiness as the fog started to take form becoming more and more defined until a pair of eyes filled with evil popped into existence. Qepp had seen eyes like that before. Eyes from the demonic overlord that had destroyed his home. Though these were not the same as 'his', the memories came back nonetheless. He stood there in a stupor staring at the eyes as the haunted memories came one after the other. That is until the fog blew away revealing the actual demon.

Something snapped. Whatever the horrible wretch yelled, Qepp didn't hear and he didn't care. The only thing on his mind was sheer rage and hatred towards demons. This thing had to die.

"Zjween" Qepp's fingers extended outwards and lit up in a bright, vibrant green light. The laser claw weapon system had been activated. And without any regard for his life he flung himself towards the demon Laser Claws poised and screaming as loud as he could, "<YOU'R GOING TO DIIIIIIIE DEMOOOON!>"

As soon as he was close enough there was nothing but a flurry of attacks coming from him. Nothing but the death of him or this ... thing was going to stop him.

"VOLUNTEERING ARE WE? THIS SHOULD BE FUN!"

His allies joined in the fight as well. Bill and Zang ran in with swords held high. Palenque on the other hand, pulled out his shock Bazooka and took aim just as the fighting mob passed in front of him. He pulled the trigger. But as luck would have it, the device absorbed energy from Qepp's suit and shot a supercharged electric blast bathing the entire area in an intense and blinding light.

(OOC: Palenque it still functions fine it just shot a big blast. I don't wanna break it it's pretty cool and let me come up with the idea )

Jason stopped writing immediately as he heard the sounds of battle high above him. He shoved his ledger into his bag and started sprinting up the stairs. Towards the higher levels, he saw rooms filled with blood and corpses. He stopped for a moment to inspect the corpses.
A sword, some leather armor, a deranged look in their eyes..They must have been adventurers who fell to the Keys power. Intriguing... Glancing towards one of the corpses, he saw a couple of healing salves and proceeded to stuff them in his pocket. "Looks like he didn't need those."
The Writer looked towards the stairs and continued upwards. As he reached the top level, he noticed that the situation had been exacerbated beyond belief as a large skeletal figure stood in the center of the room and gave off an Aura of Ungodly power. After a few seconds, he glanced over the room and finally saw the group he was aiming to hook up with, although they were locked in battle. Jason readied his two pistols and then joined in the fray.

He was quite intrigued by this little group: An engineer, two swordsman, and a strange being he'd never seen before. Nonetheless, he had more important matters such as the giant creature that was unleashing its demonic fury upon the room. He started aiming for any weak spots he could see, but there was soon a bright flash of light from some electronic blast and he was blinded for a short moment, shouting out "What the hell?!"

EDIT: daisies you ninja'd me.

Name: Phineas (More commonly Fin)
Age: Between 15 and 20
Abilities: A mechanical backpack named "Sylvia" equipped with three "travel modes". Glitches occasionally and seems to act on it's own.
Walker Mode: Four arachnoid legs sprout from the backpack and travel by piercing surfaces, allowing the user to easily traverse walls and ceilings.
Copter Mode: An arm protrudes from the top of the backpack with three horizontal blades on the end that spin, allowing flight.
Cycle Mode: A small, basic, two-wheeled vehicle is elaborately formed from a compartment on the bottom of the backpack. This is the fastest mode.
Personality: Standing about three feet tall, Fin is a traveler and self-proclaimed adventurer. He has spent his life mobile, in search of anything that will make his life more interesting. He has typically traveled alone and is very suspicious of new acquaintances. Also phenomenally adept with machines, though only as a savant: He has no idea how he builds machines and makes them work. He just does.

To the rescue.

With Dominion not holding on anymore, Peter veered off course too quickly to Mangaton.



The entire city blew up in a massive, rainbow-fueled explosion, which could be seen and heard for several miles in each direction.



A huge crater was left at the impact site, which would remain for centuries afterwards, though this is not nearly as long as people would be talking of this horrible accident. Thousands died, and the entire forest burned to a crisp. And somewhere in the sky, Dominion fell as the rainbow disappeared beneath him, landing on a poor farming family's house, instantly destroying both it, the family inside, and him.

Truly, this is the greatest tragedy the world of Landton has ever encountered.

BAD END

(okay no just kidding real update later)

Name Barry Kane
abilities Blood sweat and tears
Through shear belief of hardwork, barry can substantially increase stamina, strength and endurance for a brief amount of time
Rake to the face
Barry wields a gardening rake, something he is incredibly adapt with! This ability can easily fling a rake into an enemies face, damaging it severely
Hunting wabbits
Barry's been hunting pests on his farm for decades, and he's grown quite adapt at it, too. All animals and animal hybrids that barry attacks suffer a whopping 50% increased damage!
personality A self-made man, Barry has worked hard all his life, and since he came from a poor background, never had any education. Barry is built like a brick-shit house, and has very old fashioned views. His favourite outfit is his overalls and flannelet shirt. Whenever he can, Barry enjoys relaxation at the nearest pub. He is currently forty-six years old.