The Seven Keys to Your Heart's Desire.(RP thread)

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:42 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:53 pm

As Trainwreck plummeted to the ground, a special device in his head began to act up.

"TRAINWRECK," A very loud voice yelled. "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU."

"Several miles above Darnon, Mister."

"How the hell did you get into the sky, Trainwreck."

"It is a long story. But I got this nifty Rainbow Rails in the sky. Now I can fly anywhere with Rainbows."

"You are unquestionably the worst evil minion ever, Trainwreck. You're fired."

"Well darn," Trainwreck said. "That's the third Villain this week. I'm never going to make Employee of the Month at this rate."

Trainwreck thought about all the evil Overlords he had failed over the years. There were quite a lot. He was running out of people who would hire him. He needed to do something to get himself some villain credibility.

"Villains kill innocent things, Right? That shiny horse looks innocent."

VILLAIN CRED +10

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:01 pm

Watchdog, now reappearing from the holy matromony of Cleopatra and Mark Antony, was sitting at a butcher shop in Darbon, whilst feasting on a plump bone. A few feet away, he saw two people riding on a metallic horse.
He was just about to introduce himself to the robotic animal when a train on tracks made of rainbows inexplicibly crashed into the horse.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:59 pm

Yes let's just get everyone in one place because that has worked out so well in the past

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:15 am

Mander was the last, since Angie planned on leaving.

Sorry Dotcom, find someone else.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:28 am

Watchdog slowly backed away towards an Alley. "I'm sorry," He said towards no one in particular. "But I don't want to get caught up in this type of prediciment. Best of luck, chaps!" Watchdog sat down, bone still in mouth, and teleported himself a few hours before this entire thing had ever happened. He sat down at the butcher shop. The meat cutter looked at the bronze dog.
"Aw, how cute. you want a sausage?" Asked the Butcher, unaware that the dog could talk
Watchdog sa down again, munching on a sausage yet again.

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:09 am

Zang looked at Bill. No words could express what this look said. Bill gave an equally inexpressible look of sorrow and regret.

The Four turned to face their opponents. Zang readied his sword and began to fight, Bill used his unique tacticts and techniques, Palenque knocked enemies away with his many tools, while Quepp used futuristic technology to defeat his enemies.

A the end of the battle the four turned to a spot in front of a window, they were at the top floor of the windmill.

There, floating in the air, was one of the Seven Keys to the Heart's Desire.

Zang took a step toward it. The windows went dark. Nothing but black was beyond them. An unnatural fog leered into the room, the key was there glowing, it shook violently, spun and disappeared. A maniacal laugh rung in their ears as a mass of fog formed into a creature. Eyes stared at them from behind the lump of fog. The mass of fog blew away in a gust that seemingly came from within it.

A figure stood there, laughing. "FOOLS!, YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT KEY, YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN! PREPARE TO DIE!"

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:11 am

BOSS FIGHT.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:12 am

>enter cheat code

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:22 am

>sv_cheats 1

>impulse 101

dorbelle · Post by **dorbelle** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:22 am

eh, turn my character to stone for now

I'm going to be out for while

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:23 am

>reply with equally hackneyed response

(Bill's look is priceless.)

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:23 am

Watchdog wrote:he saw two people riding on a metallic horse.

OOC: fffff two

"Sheesh, did you really have to do that? I'm not as strong as you are (<3) and I can't run that far! And you left Sneak behind too! I think he's still catching up."

W: ...What happened here?
A: I just wrecked a sweet ride. I could've gone places with Tits! But then this train with a face comes down and smashes it! I mean, geez, at least gimme twenty minutes to look awesome!
W: This doesn't look like it exploded... kind of. What were you moving it on?
A: The souls of a thousand forsaken women and children. And they. Weren't. Virgins.
W: Oh really?

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:26 am

Zang wrote:inexpressible look

okay

Zang wrote:of sorrow and regret.

...what

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:35 am

We join Peter and Dominion midflight!

D: AAAAAAAAAAA
P: shut up
D: Screw this
paff

"I am okay with this"

(FOR 10 BONUS POINTS, someone caption this picture with oh god i can't stop farting)