AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Even more unwanted guests! Sneak now was upset. First the Man-lady, then the rodent now this lady in fancy clothes and the fox-thing! Too many people! And it was taking forever just to get out of the city. He didn't need the keys for what he wanted, he already had what he needed. His knives and a target. And he saw the perfect opportunity.

"AAAAAUUUGH! MY booty! THE LITTLE GREEN BASTARD STABBED ME IN THE booty!" Will screamed, kicking Sneak away. "Why you little!"

Dominion watched as the group that he had planned to stalk erupted into havoc. He turned back to Peter,"Maybe we should leave on our own..."

Still reeling from the kick, Sneak was completely knocked off balance by the back handed slap the Man-lady dealt. Recovering quickly, he rolled out of the way just in time as a fire ball the size of his head crashed right where he was just a few moments ago. In truth the stab earlier was more of a poke hardly going deeper than hair's width through the skin. But it was enough to piss off his attacker. This one is temperamental, don't do something that stupid again. He decided to charge his unarmed foe. But He stopped short as a small wall of fire flashed up before him. Jumping back he threw two knives. They flew wide off the mark, flying past his target and harmlessly embedding themselves into someone's door. "Hold still you little green rat!" His attacker yelled as he hurled another flaming missile. Side-stepping it, sneak tossed another knife. It was a good throw, but the target wasn't stationary. The Man-lady twisted slightly and the knife breezed past her. Sneak threw two more. The first flew wide, but scared the Man-lady and forced him to jump into the path of the second. It was a grazing hit, but a hit nonetheless. A shallow cut on the shoulder.
At this point Animak came out of his breast induced stupor. "What the fuck are you two doing? Sneak? Skank-man? What the hell?" He walked up and did a quick kick. Although Sneak and the Man-lady were a ways away from the attack, the sheer force knocked them off their feet and blew out the fires. "Sneak, these are friends..." He looked at the Man-lady and reconsidered his words. "Sneak these are allies! They aren't to be killed. You got me? Honestly, what has gotten into you?"
He then turned to the Man-lady "And what the hell was that? You attacked for what?" The Man-lady stood up and turned around and said indignantly "He stabbed me!"

"That's hardly a scratch! If you are gonna be so prissy over little boo-boos..." The Man-lady's face turned red.
"Now, I think it is high time we get mov-"He was interrupted by his own stomach growling.

ITT: Everyone vies for Animak's attention.

WELL I WAS HERE FIRST!

Peter agreed, and prepared to leave Darnon.



"RACCOON-BOY, GRAB MY FUR"



"I—"



"What"



"Grab my fur. Do it."

"O-okay..."



"..."



"EW DUDE ARE YOU GRABBING MY TAIL WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?"

"AH NO SORRY I'M NOT GAY"

Eventually, Dominion grabbed Peter's fur in a no-homo way, and...



"OH SHIIIIIIIIII—"

pfffbbt
sure
destroy his masculinity

i can't even think of a picture that would not
you
AUGH
that was too awesome

The aqua-haired man clutched his stomach while it was growling. "I could really go for something to eat." And just like that, everyone forgot about their tension with each other (even if for a little while) for the sake of food.

(Odds said it was okay to do this in Animak's pov so)

The party went to the nearest restaurant, a sandwich shop, and it seemed pretty nice. But when they Animak looked closer, he saw that practically the entire restaurant was occupied by old people.
And I don't mean 30 year olds or something. I'm talkin' about old people.
With wrinkles.
And sags.
And that smelling of elderberries or some deal. Animak made a complete 180 and nearly bolted off in the other direction, but the trap yanked his jacket, and said "No. Food. Here." He paused, and issued a low hissing "Nowwwww."
Animak continued to walk, but the blonde girl piped in, "Oh, I love the soup they have here! Let's stay." Now he couldn't ignore a request like this, could he? Animak stopped and faced the countertop where the orders were being taken. He could suck it up, if just this one time.

The guard stood at the entrance to the fort. It was slightly chilly out, and a bit more cloudy than it was normally around these parts. The guard took careful note of these facts. It wasn't as if he had anything better to do. Someone had to guard the fort, and it might as well be him. An unguarded fort, he figured, would be like building an enormous memorial without dedicating it to someone, or planting crops and then never watering them. It would be just, well, wrong. All in all, he enjoyed his job. It wasn't a particularly difficult one, and it gave him a lot of time to think about things. Like, for example, how important it was for someone to be guarding the fort. Every time he thought about this (which was extremely often), he would swell with pride and wonder why it is that everyone doesn't want to guard a fort. As you can probably tell, this was a man who never actually had to deal with any real threats.

But that was about to change.

Suddenly, something plummeted out of the sky and crashed into the ground a few yards in front of the guard. He briefly considered investigating, but then the fort would be unguarded and he would be a failure as a guard. It was probably best to just ignore the smoldering crater 10 feet or so in front of him, he figured, lest someone sneak into the fort while he was distracted.

Something started crawling out of the crater. Something unusual. The guard squinted slightly, trying to get a better look at it, which was difficult due to the angle of the sun. He felt guilty concentrating on this strange thing rather than guarding the fort, but he was just too curious.

The thing appeared to be a bear of some sort. A very shiny bear. Metallic, even. It's eyes glowed red, and it lumbered forward with a deep, low growl that resembled an engine. A strange, monotone voice could be heard coming from the bear. "HOSTILE DETECTED", it said, "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO BEGIN WORSHIPING THE TECHNOBEAR OR FACE IMMEDIATE AHNIHILATION"

Something certainly seemed odd about this bear. The guard didn't want to say anything, as that would mean he was concentrating on something other than guarding the fort, but something had to be said. "Bears", he said, pointing at the strange creature, "Aren't supposed to talk".

There was a few seconds of silence. The guard was suddenly overwhelmed with guilt. He immediately begin concentrating on his post with amazing determination in order to try and make up for this.

Or, at least, he would have.

"10 SECONDS HAVE PASSED" the monotone voice droned out, "PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION"

The guard was, by this point, quite tired of these shenanigans. "Now hear this, bear" the guard yelled, "I have important work to do, and I can't have you distracting me with all this talk of "emancipation" or whatever! Now, get out of here, before I- ... wait, what are you- GAAAAHHHHHHHggggggghhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmffffffff"

The dead guard's blood poured out of his chest. The bear retracted its laser beam back into its front left shoulder. It scanned the fort. Then, it opened its mouth, and fired an enormous beam of destruction, destroyed the entire main entrance to the fort. It dashed in with nearly unimaginable speed and immediately clawed open the face of a guard who was conversing with a friend. "Now, that wasn't very ni-" the friend started to say, except he didn't finish because the bear fired a gatling gun out of its back, reducing the friend to mere slightly-guardlike bloody chunks.

The bear continued rampaging through the fort, slaughtering anyone in its path. Gaurd, guard, and guard alike all fell before the mighty Technobear. None could stop the mighty mechanical beast of destruction, no matter how nicely they asked or how often they pointed out how mean it was being.

Soon, it ended up at the lunch room. It was filled with dozens of guards. Some glanced at the Technobear, but only for a brief moment. Their job right now was to eat as fast as possible, not get distracted by mechanical bears that just completely destroyed the entire back wall of the room.

A laser cannon popped out of the bear's back. It begin charging. It was building up enough power to kill each and every guard in the room. None of them made any attempts to stop it. That wasn't their job, after all.

Suddenly, faint beeps could be heard from the ceiling. Then the ceiling exploded. A man with high-tech goggles, at least a dozen weapons and tools, and slightly unclean looking brown hair fell through the hole. He tossed a strange, grenade-like device at the bear as he fell. The device exploded, sending the bear reeling backwards and damaging its laser cannon.

"I've got you now, bear!", the man said with more than a hint of insanity in his voice.

"SCANNING" the bears monotone voice droned, "SUBJECT IDENTIFIED. NAME: HENRY, SURNAME UNKNOWN. THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM. PREPARING-" and then the bear was hit again, this time by a rocket launcher.

"There's no escape this time, bear" Henry said, taking a metal staff-like object from his back. He pointed at the bear, threw it as hard as he could. Flames shot out of the back, increasing its speed to downright unethical amounts. A drill emerged from the front of the staff. It struck the bear. It appeared to be a perfect hit.

It did not even leave a scratch.

The bear's back opened up. Dozens and dozens of missiles flew out in every direction. "SHIT!" Henry yelled, scrambling to find cover.

The missiles exploded. The entire fort was left in ruins. Nearly none survived.

Henry found himself under a pile of wreckage. Despite being in extraordinary pain, he managed to force his way out from under the rubble. He glanced around. There was practically no fort left. Bodies where everywhere. But, most importantly, the Technobear was gone.

"Goddammit" Henry muttered to himself.

"daisies. I think that every single one of my friends may be dead. Shame I don't have those seven keys, that would take care of this little mess"

Henry turned towards the direction of the voice and discovered that at least one of the guards had survived. "Seven keys, you say?" Henry said, "That sounds like something that could help me destroy the filthy Technobear once and for all. I demand to know more".

The guard looked up at Henry, and then back down again. "Oh, its nothing, they just grant your heart's desire or something. They're probably just a myth-"

"What!? My heart's desire!? That may be just the sort of thing I need! Tell me everything you know!"

"Well, I don't exactly know all that much. 'Sides, all of my friends are dead. I've got some serious mourning to get to."

"I don't care! This is far more important! Now, tell me!"

"Okay, okay, fine. All I know is that collecting all seven of these magic keys will unlock your heart's desire, whatever the hell that means. Apparently they are hidden all over the world. That's all I know. Now, go away".

And go away he did, with a new quest in mind. He was going to find these keys. He was going to use them to destroy the Technobear. And he wasn't going to let anyone get in his way.

No matter what.



(OH GOD WHY AM I SUCH A BAD WRITER ARGH)

I like it, Zink.

My main problem is that my writing always comes across as slightly redundant, as I keep using the same word too many times.

I'm also really bad at describing things, but I think I might be improving at that. Maybe.




Also I just realized that since I never drew Henry I am going to have to describe his appearance at some point and that is something I dread.

Zink wrote:My main problem is that my writing always comes across as slightly redundant, as I keep using the same word too many times.

I'm also really bad at describing things, but I think I might be improving at that. Maybe.




Also I just realized that since I never drew Henry I am going to have to describe his appearance at some point and that is something I dread.

No worries, I can draw him for you!

If only you had my drawing skills we wouldn't have these problems.

Odds, that picture is coming up broken for me.

What.