Da Advenchas ov Kotzug.

[Fooflyer]

jump out window

[Squigzog]

jump out window

At first this seems like the stupidest idea in the world to you. But then you remember the Mekboy in your services. Surely he has TELLYPORTA in his possession. You seek out KARBAG and demand to know if there is one.
"Et'z down in da shop! Why'dya need it?"

"We are gettin outta here. Now. I'll gavver some boyz while you get the Tellyporta up here. And bring me bike!"

After a few minutes, Karbag returns with your SWEET booty WARBIKE and a PERZUNAL TELLYPORTA. You hope onto the WARBIKE and grab hold of the TELLYPORTA. KARBAG suddenly realizes there is only room for one on the BIKE. "You ain' juz gunna leev me iz ya?" he asks. You though have just floored it and are heading straight for the window. KARBAG gets the fuck out of there.

You pass through the glass and fly forward a few hundred yards. You quickly hit a few buttons on the TELLYPORTA and hope this works. You hear a BZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! and feel a slight tingle. You land hard on the bike. You are in a wide flat plain. You look around quickly and can spot the ROK you just jumped from.It looks like it is headed for what remains of a human city.

Your bike is still running and is affixed with two twin-linked DAKKAGUNS. You have only your BOSSPOLE, and the looted CHAIN CHOPPA and SLUGGA on you.

[Fooflyer]

slugga as in slugga boy?

[Squigzog]

slugga as in slugga boy?

As in the gun. You threw your KUSTOM SHOOTA at the BLOODLETTER and never bothered to pick it up. It's still on the ROK. This SLUGGA you picked up off a dead BOY and placed it in your inventory.