Da Advenchas ov Kotzug.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:28 pm

> get MOAR DAKKA
> do whatever it was you were supposed to do

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:29 pm

WouldYouKindly wrote:>see if you can make the sweet booty warbike more sweet booty

> by adding MOAR DAKKA

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:34 pm

fucking double posts

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:36 pm

exercise your mind and spirit by meditating

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:58 pm

WouldYouKindly wrote:>see if you can make the sweet booty warbike more sweet booty

The Mekboy assures you there is no sweet assier warbike in existence. Well there is one but WAZDAKKA wouldn't be too pop flyin' about being one up'd.

Darkin wrote:>MOAR DAKKA

Never hurts to get more dakka. You tell the MEKBOY, who is named KARBAG, to add more Dakka.
"Gunna need sum moar TEEF fer me services boss" He responds slyly.

Deiphobus wrote:exercise your mind and spirit by meditating

That sounds like pansy assed ELDAR talk. Before you can ponder this any further one of the Boyz's head explodes. You turn to see a lean, well musceled, red arm reaching out. Emerging from the neck of the ork is a BLOODLETTER of KHORNE.
"Looks liek dem Chaos gitz brought da fightan to us lads!"

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:37 pm

>Proceed to punch 'dem Chaos gitz' in their respective faces while insulting their respective mothers/sisters.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:53 pm

Alexandy13 wrote:>Proceed to punch 'dem Chaos gitz' in their respective faces while insulting their respective mothers/sisters.

The real targets are planetside. They know you are coming though and used FOUL WARP POWERS to summon DAEMONS.

You decide to kick some booty regardless. you charge the first of the BLOODLETTERS (others are emerging in a similar manner), firing six shots from your KUSTOM SHOOTA. Out of the six shots, five miss. The other is a grazing shot. You swing your TRUSTY CHOPPA...

(THE ADVENTURES ARE BACK UP!)

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:11 am

BUT IT WAS A DISTRACTION!

You backhand the BLOODLETTER with your KUSTOM SHOOTA. The BLOODLETTER realizes the ploy, but it is too little too late and takes it full in the face. The blow knocks it off center. You see there are no less then seven more BLOODLETTTERS, with more on the way. There are ten orks dead.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:32 am

feel remorse

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:09 am

challenge the bloodletter to a game of squig facebattling

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:26 am

Deiphobus wrote:feel remorse

You don't understand the meaning of "Remorse". Not knowing kinda pisses you off. You are distracted from this by a faint rumbling sound.

Fooflyer wrote:challenge the bloodletter to a game of squig facebattling

Just as you get ready to, the ROK is violently shaken. You and the rest of the occupants are knocked off your feet. It seems the Orbital defences of the planet have spotted your ROK. Another tremor, and then a constant shaking.
"'ANG ON LADS! WE'Z KOMMIN' IN FER A LANDIN!"
You notice the BLOODLETTER you were fighting though has recovered from the shock and is making it's way to you. No time for games you got to end this shit soon and get to a KRASH ROOM before it is too late.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:42 am

eat your weapons

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:56 am

Shoot his booty until your fingers get shore

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:02 am

chomp off the bloodletters massive bulbous head

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:14 am

Deiphobus wrote:eat your weapons

You imagine they would taste pretty nasty. But it sounds like an interesting way to prove you are hard as nails. You'll try eating a weapon after the up coming crash.

Badfish wrote:Shoot his booty until your fingers get shore

You pull the trigger of your KUSTOM SHOOTA and hold it, unleashing a furious barrage in the BLOODLETTER's direction. Orks aren't renown for their accuracy though, and you prove no exception. But quite a few shots made their mark, yet many proved ineffective against the creatures unnatural flesh. only one shot manages to do any real damage.

Fooflyer wrote:chomp off the bloodletters massive bulbous head

You decide to do this the old fashioned way and make your way to the BLOODLETTER. You hurl your KUSTOM SHOOTA at it then fling yourself onto it. After a brief struggle you manage to clamp your jaw around its throat. With all the might your jaw could afford, you tear the fucker's head off with your teeth. The taste is overly disgusting to you, yet slightly tantalizing. You spit out the chunk of flesh still in your mouth.

Another violent tremor. You're really in it now!