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ogihci wrote:kick open the door to the local pub/eatery
You stomp all the way down the hall, shooting up in the air and smashing any ORK or GROT that is in the way. You find the mess hall and kick the doors open. All the ORKS inside look in your direction. The smell of ROASTED SQUIG fills your nostrils.
Reubo wrote:shake booty

attract boyz
Shake what? The only thing that rallies the BOYZ is the promise of a fight. And a good one at that.
Fooflyer wrote:something isn't right here, call up your most trusted orkvestegator, Inspekta Gubbinz to do some sneaky investigating
He's dead. A railgun in the face does that to an ork.
WYK wrote:>Retrieve arms from holes in the wall
You left your prized TROPHY ARMS torn from a TYRANID CARNIFEX in your room.
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Assassinate warboss lincoln
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Swear a vendetta against whoever killed him
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Fooflyer wrote:Assassinate warboss lincoln
Some other git beat you to it. That GROT PISS DRINKA! And you had it all planned out.
ogihci wrote:Swear a vendetta against whoever killed him

Forget why you swore a vendetta
You already did that. The TAU bastard's head is currently impaled at the top of your BOSSPOLE, a long sharp pole that shows you are large and in charge.
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go into hibernation
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>Become a well-balanced, contributing member of society
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>Establish that walking is for grots
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Find an animal to use as your mount
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> Announce in a loud voice that you are going off to kick some Chaos booty, and anyone who wants to join can come with you
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Deiphobus wrote:go into hibernation
You just woke up from that.

Cafall wrote:>Become a well-balanced, contributing member of society
You already are. You're a NOB, one of the biggest, meanest, greenest, toughest sons of bitches around. You've shown the rest of the universe that you mean business.

You seriously need to get your BOYZ together.
WouldYouKindly wrote:>Establish that walking is for grots
You have already. That's why you STOMP and RUN everywhere.
ogihci wrote:Find an animal to use as your mount
Then all those TEETH you used on that SWEET booty WARBIKE will have gone to waste.
Sloth wrote:> Announce in a loud voice that you are going off to kick some Chaos booty, and anyone who wants to join can come with you
"AWRIGHT NAO YOU GROTZ! LISSEN TA ME, AN LISSEN WELL! I NEED SOME OF YOU GITS TA HELP ME BEAT UP SOME OF DEM SPIKY CHAOS LADZ. IF ANY OF YOU LOT FINGKS YOUZ IZ ORK ENUFF FER DA JOB DEN GET OF YER ASSEZ AN' FOLLER ME!"

Half the mess hall stands up.
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order boyz to fight each other, gaining you support from obviously knowing how to start a fight, this will also eliminate the un orkiest of orks.
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tell them the five strongest will get a tea party
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Yell at the orks who didn't stand up and start hacking them away with the choppa
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Deiphobus wrote:tell them the five strongest will get a tea party
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Fooflyer wrote:order boyz to fight each other, gaining you support from obviously knowing how to start a fight, this will also eliminate the un orkiest of orks.
"You gitz datz still sittin ain't worf me spittan at ya! boyz, show deez pussies wot reel orks ken do!" All of the orks that stood up turn on the orks sitting down. This is quite the fight! You join in and take a few heads off of any ork within range.
Deiphobus wrote:tell them the five strongest will get a tea party
Tea is a weak HUMIE drink. FUNGUS BEER is a better incentive.
ogihci wrote:Yell at the orks who didn't stand up and start hacking them away with the choppa
Even though you just did, you yell at the cowards again.
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