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>You decide to name your GRUE WALTER. You knew a WALTER once. He was a PRETTY COOL GUY. You wonder what WALTER is doing...Sloth wrote:> Name Grue Walter
>You, ZEUS, and YOUR WIVES land on the moon. Looking at the CRATERS about, you decide that, hey, they look like GIANT HOLES that are prefect for GOLFING. You spend the next several hours playing a rousing game of SPACE GOLF.Alexandy13 wrote:>Land on a moon
>Play golf
>You feel overcome with creativity. You use your GOD-POWERS to SPAWN a SPACE LASER and use it to carve your name into the LUNAR SATELLITE. It looks BEAUTIFUL. APHRODITE agrees.Sloth wrote:> Carve your name into the moon with a lazer
>You remember BOX from so many PAGES before. You decide to DIG A HOLE and place BOX inside of it.Sloth wrote:> Plant acorn (whatever we decided to name it) on the moon
> Use your magic powers to terraform the moon's surface so (acorn) can survive.
>You decide that SPACE ACORNS aren't quite DELECTABLE enough for your REFINED SPACE PALLET, so you turn them into SPACE WATERMELONS. You have invented the WATERMELON TREE, and subsequently the SPACE WATERMELON SPACE TREE. Did I mention that you're in SPACE?betrippin wrote:> Make the tree grow watermelons.
SPACE WATERMELONS
>Since you're in SPACE, you assume there must be ALIEN GODS for you to fight. As you look to your SPACE LEFT, you notice a strange SPACE TEMPLE.Shoolis wrote:>Look for alien gods to fight.
>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ballSloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens
> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait
>Whichever worksbetrippin wrote:>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ballSloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens
> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait
>As long as you are still badass.Sloth wrote:>Whichever worksbetrippin wrote:>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ballSloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens
> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait
> Do it in a very Hard-boiled*badass/awesome to the power of wickedness mannerAlexandy13 wrote:>As long as you are still badass.Sloth wrote:>Whichever worksbetrippin wrote: >or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ball
>You and ZEUS lock SPACE ARMS and SPACE FROLIC LIKE pop flyin' SPACE SCHOOLGIRLS.Shoolis wrote:>Frolic LEFT
>However, you soon DISENGAGE your SPACE FROLIC for you are feeling RELATIVELY SPACE HORNY. You command WALTER to investigate the SPACE TEMPLE so that you and APHRODITE might perform INTERCOURSE.betrippin wrote:> Do it in a very Hard-boiled*badass/awesome to the power of wickedness mannerAlexandy13 wrote:>As long as you are still badass.Sloth wrote: >Whichever works
>After you once again SPACE SATISFY your SPACE WIFE, you decide that the SPACE TEMPLE is pretty cool. Outraged that you do not have one, you CONSTRUCT your own SUPER SPACE TEMPLE. The SPACE ARCHITECT of the ORIGINAL SPACE TEMPLE has now fallen into a DEEP SPACE DEPRESSION, and will likely DRINK AWAY HIS SPACE SORROWS at the SPACE BAR, return to his SPACE HOUSE and SPACE ABUSE his SPACE WIFE. He will be SPACE TRIED for SPACE DOMESTIC ABUSE, and will serve 80 SPACE YEARS in SPACE JAIL. SPACE.Fooflyer wrote:build your own SPACE TEMPLE that completely ONE-UPS the other SPACE TEMPLE
>To hasten the SPACE ARCHITECT'S DOWNWARD SPIRAL, you declare his SPACE TEMPLE to be part of your new SPACE MINIGOLF COURSE. You feel good about yourself.Mr. Mander wrote:>Declare Space Temple to be part of your new Space Minigolf course.